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It's a breath of fresh air to actually be able to mock Trump with some teeth on it that isn't brunchy le Drumpf bullshit or acting like Chicken Little in that the sky is coming down in Trump because he was rude to a journalist on twitter. We actually stand to lose a lot more in another 4 years of either Biden or Trump unlike the breakfast crowd of bougie lemmy liberals that think he's a Marvel Comics villain.

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[-] poopoobanana@hexbear.net 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me: "What did you think about Trump's mugshot?"

My neighbor: "We got him!"

Me: "My daughter laughed and said it was funny that "they put him in timeout" because he was only there for like 20 minutes."

My neighbor: "Wait, he's out already?"

trump-who-must-go

[-] DroneRights@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

We stole a balloon!

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mainstream politics is hilarious.

Our big wet boy gets a slap on the wrist and one side is acting like it's Christmas morning. Then the other side is trying to MAKE A MARTYR OUT OF HIM.

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 90 points 1 year ago

We're deranged in entirely unique ways matt-jokerfied

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Inventing new ways to be terminally unhinged, just to keep it fresh.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

Mr Trump you're fired data-laughing oh my god peak comedy

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Virgil's "your fired" bit was way better.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Ron Desantis saying you're fired the other day was a whole new level of cringe

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[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 69 points 1 year ago

It's so cringe when libs call him Drumpf.

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stand-by to deploy payload:

spoilercovfefe

Pack it up boys, we got him.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago
[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

sicko-wistful

covid killed so many people who didn't deserve it and spared way too many people who did.

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Unit 1337 strikes again.

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[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

LIB is-this hexbear-logo is this a 4chan adjacent trump supporting instance?

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The level of stupid the average Lib needs in order to kickflip into loving O'Bummer and Brandon but hating Trump is off the charts. Trump also somehow embodies all the things liberals hate and fear, all at once (even if those feelings are contradictory) which is bizarre as fuck once you apply a 3rd grade level of logic to any of it. Like, for example, somehow Trump is the stupidest man on earth (covfefe, blow up hurricanes with nukes, etc.) yet he's also a super smart deep state facist spy for Russia going back 20, 30, 40 years. Then in order to square that gap they make up shit like he's so indoctrinated they hypnotized him into carrying out the Kremlin's will.

Libs, for fucksake, get a hold of yourselves.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

The ol' fascist line of my enemy is both weak and powerful at the same time. Imagine my shock when libs are trafficking in fash rhetoric.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

They need to see him as a villain, for his ascendancy to power to be a fluke or the result of cheating. The alternative is too much for them. The ultimate truth:

Trump is the quintessential 21st century American president. A catty gameshow host, a silver-spoon socialite, an unrelenting narcissist. The guy who does petty cons and outright thefts to every lawyer, contractor, and business partner he's ever had. If that isn't true americana, nothing is. Sure, he belongs in a cell, but so does every other president...

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

I just got diagnosed by my therapist with Trump Derangement Syndrome. She said the only cure was to post through it.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

I keep posting, but it hasn't worked so far.

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

just post more and more until you can't post anymore

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I post too hard and like Icarus I get banned by a being that hovers over me and scorns me if I get to close to them.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

I lost interest so fast in the congressional investigations into Trump and Russia, I'm sorta shocked that people left that event thinking that Russia had deep tentacles into Western institutions.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Russiagate was always more a matter of faith than evidence. It was taken as pure gospel among libs that the shoestring budget Facebook psyop out of Russia switched enough voters to Trump to flip the election, despite a complete lack of evidence (most analysis indicated it was preaching to the choir).

[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

"Russian Interference" vs "We're actually a worse country than you thought we were and have been for a long, long time".

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

Trump derangement is the only way to still be a lib and not have their heads explode from the dissonance

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[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

the sky is coming down in Trump because he was rude to a journalist on twitter.

I-was-saying

"Journalists" deserve far more than that anyway lol.

[-] JuneFall@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

For me there is this contradiction that libs say: "Trump bad, he was ableist and a trash human!" and then turn around and use slurs at our instance, then get those comments removed and then say we are worse than 4chan for defending our comrades against ableism and transphobia. I just don't buy it that most libs are actually allies and aren't actually conflating the form (Trump not being civil) with the content (him being ableist).

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[-] glasschewer@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

He who makes a Chapo of himself gets rid of the shame of being a Dem.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Chapo, like the drug lord?

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