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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 115 points 10 months ago

There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with "GNU" (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 129 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 10 months ago
[-] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!!

[-] Zink@programming.dev 13 points 10 months ago

These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

KDE is not an abbreviation, and not in the same way than XNA is not an abbreviation. Originally it was the Kool Desktop Environment which was quickly dropped not for the obvious KDE Desktop Environment but K Desktop Environment, which kinda makes sense given that KDE replaces 'c's with 'k' all over the place -- such as, to wit, its name as it's a reference to CDE. Nowadays it's plain KDE though.

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago

Cool Desctop Environment

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[-] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago

Make sure you've installed Flatseal from the DisKover Store

[-] z500@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago

KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 47 points 10 months ago

So it's GNU the whole way down?

[-] thisfro@slrpnk.net 35 points 10 months ago
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[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago

GNU Nominal Universalism

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
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[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 16 points 10 months ago

When they finish the words with G they can just add another layer of recursion and create BIG, an acronym for "BIG Is GNU". And from there go on like a word chain game

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 110 points 10 months ago

Being free from megacorps let's humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 19 points 10 months ago

It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Really, huh, that's ... kinda nice to know? (In the 'world is the tiniest bit better than I knew' way)

I have enjoyed various creepy Clippy art/mini lore.
It's basically an SCP thing.

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[-] Muscar@discuss.online 61 points 10 months ago
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[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 10 months ago

Can confirm.

Source: am Linux diehard and sexual deviant

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 10 months ago

He forgot about the third category, silly Trans catgirl programmers :3

[-] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Seems like a redundant category, I believe you can comfortably slot them into the other 2 categories

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 39 points 10 months ago
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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

Don't look that up on LemmyNSFW.com

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[-] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

This is why I use Krita

Which has nothing to do with nerdy sex perverts whatsoever

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I am afraid to open Krita in public because its mascot Kiki (the robot squirrel girl) is drawn dangerously close to upskirt in the splashscreen.
Krita splash

GIMP's is just mushrooms, nothing objectionable.

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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

GNU's not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don't believe Unix actually is an acronym

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 25 points 10 months ago

The name was decided before the acronym, just unfortunate

[-] Titou@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Also works with packages having their name starting with OPEN or Libre

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[-] kuneho@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know if this memory of mine is real, or just a (day)dreaming or my brain just fucks with me, or just too much acid, but I clearly remember lots of years ago I opened GIMP and the splash screen had this fox IN A FUCKING GIMP SUIT!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.

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[-] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Engineers have always been pervs. As evidence, resistor color codes are remembered by:

Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly

As taught in college. In my situation, our professor disappeared mid semester, as he was arrested for child porn, and was the biggest supplier of child porn in Colorado at the time...

[-] ysjet@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronic_color_code_mnemonics

Pretty much everywhere has cracked down on that kind of thing for a while.

[-] Sidyctism@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Im almost afraid to ask, but could you explain how that helps remembering resistor colors?

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[-] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

The open source game framework Löve (Love2D) has some incredible library names, here's a few select ones out of context:

  • Hump
  • Lövetoys
  • Löve Bone
  • Quickie
  • Goo
  • Pölygamy
  • Swingers
  • Adult Lib
  • Gspöt
  • Möan/Talkies
  • fLUIds
  • Yaoui
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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 10 months ago

Hm...

You think there are some die-hard Christians against the use of BSD? 🤔

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[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

What and gimp and gnome is weird?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Gnome is fantasy related and gimp is a sex thing

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