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Pick it up, jack!

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

whywhywhywhywhy PICK IT UP whywhywhywhywhy PICK IT UP! whywhywhywhywhy

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Listen Jack my uncle got eaten by Streetlight Manifesto at Warped Tour 09

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Pick it up pick it up pick it up

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

A segregationist ska fan sounds like a bit by nick mullen

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

I guess they don't listen to any 2nd wave ska then.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Listen, okay. Right, okay. So, I'm here, doing everything I can. Doing all that I have with what I have. I'm being a superman, man!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think it's strange maybe you think.. uh. Something is also strange. That uh, that we have a way of how look and say and...well, uh, how people think! Now we can be like Jake and pretend we're not uh the same guy as you are.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Listen, mack. You gotta, gotta stop your messin' around man. Think of your fu-uh...whats gonna happen to ya! Foolin' around and making troubles. It's not good for you or the town. Cut it out! Right out! That's my uh, my message to ya. Fat.

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HOE dubois-dance kitsuragi-dance

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

STAND USER: ジョセフ・バイデン (Josefu Baiden)

STAND NAME: フォール・ダウン・ボーイ(Fōru Daun Bōi)

[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 months ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago
[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 months ago

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[-] flan@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

More like a fall user lea-finger-guns

I cant think of any stand names to make jokes with rn :(

[-] flan@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Fall Down Boy

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

His Stand is a Cheap Trick knockoff called The Parliamentarian.

[-] blakeus12@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

i feel like if i got a stand it'd just be like. cheap trick or superfly

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

junglist massive

[-] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

President of the United States of Ameriska

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen: the Skamerican President

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

WELL HERE I AM

DOING EVERYTHING I CAN! (Which isn't much because the presidents powers are limited, but only for democrat presidents tho)

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

referring to everyone as "jack" would have been such a good skaism if Sleepy Joe didn't take it

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

Ska came before reggae.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Skankin’ Joe! trump-anguish

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Back in school, you ever get busted for trying to walk and have some administrator tell you, "Listen, fat"?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Joe and ska deserve each other lmao

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

uprock to headspin to flare to maybe 1990 or 2000

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Love me some ska, love me some skanking. It hurts how hard this picture goes, given the dude doing it...

[-] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

"Where did you come from, where did you gooo..."

"Where did you come from Genocide Joe?"

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