Wife = Bad

laugh track

Sir, please verbally debate my wife. Oh yes, oh god sir, debate her, I am COOOMMMIIINNNGGG

“My wife who is clearly more intelligent than me has come to a different understanding of the world than I have. As I’m reflecting no further on the previous statement, this causes friction in our relationship, however I am not well enough armed to beat my wife in a battle of wits. Please can you come and show her a piece of your superior conservative intellectual firepower in my place. Really humiliate and embarrass her, enough to change her mind so she is accepting of my world view. I hope then she won’t embarrass me by walking all over my arguments that I half remembered from YouTube clips in future.”

Getting argument cucked by James Mattis

Let 'im cuck himself...

Gooner shit

This wife has more powerful rhetoric skills than this dipshit imperialist, i rate: based

it's interesting how everyone has their weird little things and that's what really drives most, if not all, of their beliefs.

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you - with tears in my eyes: Spend more time in the kitchen to please your husband. If you fuck with me - I'll kill you."

"General Mad Dog - respectfully, sir - get the fuck out of my house." Then she says to her husband - "Escort him our right now. Or you're gonna have to leave too."

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9 unforgettable quotes by James Mattis - POLITICO

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Mattis remembered offering this message to Iraqi leaders following the invasion.

I wish i could aee my "wife" just fucking C R U S H whoever this bozo is in a debate