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[-] Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

BBROROOO

KING KONG

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Both would be skittish if you stand your ground but judging by size, one would probably be easier to convince to leave you alone.

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

But the question wasn't if we'd rather be trapped with a bear or man, but rather if who we would like to meet in a forest randomly.

Wolf is the best option.

[-] Pinecone@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

All these answers about potentially killing the other party just makes the bear answer so logically stupid in every situation. No human could fight a bear but if a woman needed to kill a man it would be a much more believable scenario.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Can men participate as judges in the tourney, this time?

Wolf. It's a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.

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