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Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

And he survived? cringe

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's right, the first time it was sad and the second time it is funny.

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago
[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine how often this is happening when he isn't on camera, it's probably his 10th one today

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

microsoft forced a security update while he was in the middle of a press conference and he needed rebooting

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Wednesday’s episode occurred when a reporter asked the Republican leader if he was planning to run for reelection in 2026.

Dude probably heard "2026", his memory hasn't been working since the 90s so he must have freaked out

"Holy shit I've time traveled"

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How about a show of unity and bipartisanship where him and feinstein battle to the death and both die in the process

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[-] Lochat@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why the fuck they gotta be mini? Crank that shit up to 11.

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
[-] Finger@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Let's get this guy to captain a rowing team.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Full, uncritical support to the blood clot in his brain.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

every day he looks more and more like Dana Carvey in that turtle movie

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[-] Des@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

i hope each time he comes back from the full brain reboot he is scared and completely loses his sense of self. a little taste of the painful death that i hope awaits him

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

I hope he runs for president. Would love to have President Stroke up there continuing to charade of democracy

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[-] MrSnowy@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago

Looks almost exactly like a seizure. Has it been confirmed it's a mini stroke?

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

From what I've read, the symptoms from both of these episodes are more consistent with a TIA. He hasn't confirmed anything, all we got from the last one was his handlers saying that "he's fine" (this is definitely a normal thing that happens to people who are fine btw).

He reported dizziness, displayed difficulty understanding what other people are saying (asking if the reporters could speak up), and he didn't just "snap out of it" and return to normal afterwards. These are not typical absence seizure symptoms.

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[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

SUFFER, DEMON!! lets-fucking-go

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My man stuck.

[-] Juice@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

STRONGER THAN MULE PISS

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
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[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

"Please speak up"

Ah, yes, that was the problem.

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Well that’s good

[-] iie@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I feel like I am watching a basketball circle around the rim

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

come on, it's just his stutter, you guys are being ableist!

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

my name's Mitch McConnell and I'm here to say

 

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[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Let's hope for many more. He should not just kick the bucket, he deserves this and so much more.

[-] AynRandsGrindcoreBand@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.

[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

DIE MITCH DIE sicko-pig

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

i want him to give a press conference every day until we get to see him die on live TV

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Every single day there are people within inches of him that could just have an "accident" like stepping on the back of his shoes causing him a nasty fall and literally none of these people do it.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Practice makes perfect, he will get it right one of these days. Try harder, mitch! Stroke, stroke, stroke...

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Oh its gross! Just let him retire.

His whole support system is a bunch of leaches. They depend on him for their next meal so they refuse to let him die. His replacement is already decided and already has a team of leaches of their own.

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