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And he survived? 
He's right, the first time it was sad and the second time it is funny.
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Imagine how often this is happening when he isn't on camera, it's probably his 10th one today
microsoft forced a security update while he was in the middle of a press conference and he needed rebooting
Vaxxed?
Wednesday’s episode occurred when a reporter asked the Republican leader if he was planning to run for reelection in 2026.
Dude probably heard "2026", his memory hasn't been working since the 90s so he must have freaked out
"Holy shit I've time traveled"
How about a show of unity and bipartisanship where him and feinstein battle to the death and both die in the process
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Full, uncritical support to the blood clot in his brain.
every day he looks more and more like Dana Carvey in that turtle movie
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i hope each time he comes back from the full brain reboot he is scared and completely loses his sense of self. a little taste of the painful death that i hope awaits him
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I hope he runs for president. Would love to have President Stroke up there continuing to charade of democracy
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id want him to suffer a long time, but Kentucky will definitely re-elect him 3 times if given the chance.
Last I checked his approval rating in Kentucky was like 20% or less, but he keeps getting reelected because the alternatives are scarier. 
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Looks almost exactly like a seizure. Has it been confirmed it's a mini stroke?
From what I've read, the symptoms from both of these episodes are more consistent with a TIA. He hasn't confirmed anything, all we got from the last one was his handlers saying that "he's fine" (this is definitely a normal thing that happens to people who are fine btw).
He reported dizziness, displayed difficulty understanding what other people are saying (asking if the reporters could speak up), and he didn't just "snap out of it" and return to normal afterwards. These are not typical absence seizure symptoms.
TIA
What's that?
— TIA stands for "transient ischemic attack", but they're more commonly known as "ministrokes". The difference between a TIA and a stroke is almost entirely in the duration; the blockage of a TIA lasts very briefly and causes no permanent damage, while the blockage of a stroke lasts much longer and is highly likely to result in permanent damage, if not death. The underlying cause of atherosclerosis is the same in both, however, meaning that about a third of all people who experience a single TIA will have a stroke within the year.
Can you post what a legendary Half Light check passing would look like here?
[Legendary: Success] — THIS IS IT. Λήξη. Everything is finally coming back down on him. Whatever time is left is gone. A sick and frail worm wriggling from lismoniá returns to it.
— What? What's coming down on him?
— Oblivion.
Golden age of posting.
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Are these people just not allowed to retire?
I have no idea if it's true but libs are saying the corpes of Feinstein can't retire because the corpse of Mitch will block replacing her on committees.
What is absolutely the funniest shit for all kinds of reasons
They are a built up brand. A vessel. The locus of a network of power.
Replacing them is like removing a kidney.
have the staffers finally concocted their own sub-grift by realising they lose their jobs too if the representative steps down, so they're literally propping the old fucks upright and enslaving them?
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SUFFER, DEMON!! 
My man stuck.
STRONGER THAN MULE PISS
Well that’s good
"Please speak up"
Ah, yes, that was the problem.
come on, it's just his stutter, you guys are being ableist!
I feel like I am watching a basketball circle around the rim
my name's Mitch McConnell and I'm here to say
...
Let's hope for many more. He should not just kick the bucket, he deserves this and so much more.
Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.
i want him to give a press conference every day until we get to see him die on live TV
DIE MITCH DIE 
Every single day there are people within inches of him that could just have an "accident" like stepping on the back of his shoes causing him a nasty fall and literally none of these people do it.
Practice makes perfect, he will get it right one of these days. Try harder, mitch! Stroke, stroke, stroke...
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