And he survived? 
He's right, the first time it was sad and the second time it is funny.
die bitch 
Imagine how often this is happening when he isn't on camera, it's probably his 10th one today
microsoft forced a security update while he was in the middle of a press conference and he needed rebooting
Wednesday’s episode occurred when a reporter asked the Republican leader if he was planning to run for reelection in 2026.
Dude probably heard "2026", his memory hasn't been working since the 90s so he must have freaked out
"Holy shit I've time traveled"
How about a show of unity and bipartisanship where him and feinstein battle to the death and both die in the process
Why the fuck they gotta be mini? Crank that shit up to 11.
Let's get this guy to captain a rowing team.
Full, uncritical support to the blood clot in his brain.
every day he looks more and more like Dana Carvey in that turtle movie
i hope each time he comes back from the full brain reboot he is scared and completely loses his sense of self. a little taste of the painful death that i hope awaits him
I hope he runs for president. Would love to have President Stroke up there continuing to charade of democracy
Looks almost exactly like a seizure. Has it been confirmed it's a mini stroke?
From what I've read, the symptoms from both of these episodes are more consistent with a TIA. He hasn't confirmed anything, all we got from the last one was his handlers saying that "he's fine" (this is definitely a normal thing that happens to people who are fine btw).
He reported dizziness, displayed difficulty understanding what other people are saying (asking if the reporters could speak up), and he didn't just "snap out of it" and return to normal afterwards. These are not typical absence seizure symptoms.
SUFFER, DEMON!! 
My man stuck.
STRONGER THAN MULE PISS
"Please speak up"
Ah, yes, that was the problem.
Well that’s good
I feel like I am watching a basketball circle around the rim
come on, it's just his stutter, you guys are being ableist!
my name's Mitch McConnell and I'm here to say
...
Let's hope for many more. He should not just kick the bucket, he deserves this and so much more.
Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.
DIE MITCH DIE 
i want him to give a press conference every day until we get to see him die on live TV
Every single day there are people within inches of him that could just have an "accident" like stepping on the back of his shoes causing him a nasty fall and literally none of these people do it.
Practice makes perfect, he will get it right one of these days. Try harder, mitch! Stroke, stroke, stroke...
Oh its gross! Just let him retire.
His whole support system is a bunch of leaches. They depend on him for their next meal so they refuse to let him die. His replacement is already decided and already has a team of leaches of their own.
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