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[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

THE PEOPLE ARE KRAVEN A GOOD TIME

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

just absolutely morbin and kraven all over the place

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

remember when Sony re-released Morbius due to all the memes but still nobody bought tickets because all the memes were about how garbage the movie is? lol

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

i like when he said "its kraven time" and kraved all over the place

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I honestly don't understand the idea that people see a movie over and over again like that

Much less something like Kraven The Hunter

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Ever met a toddler?

Also, jokes aside, it is a very ambitious thing to plan around. Recently I watched Decision to Leave and it completely blew me away, I thought it was far beyond the vast majority of movies I've seen in a while. So I go and watch half of Park Chan Wook's filmography. Then I watch Decision to Leave again, and I still think it was really good, but definitely not as much as the first time. Rewatching a movie that I was going wild for in the space of 4 months killed most of my enthusiasm for it, and that's an actually good movie. Who's gonna tell their family "nah forget Christmas, I gots to see Kraven one more time"???

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Every day I wake up and open palm slam a VHS copy of Kraven into the VCR and start Kraving along with the hero, Kraven, from the movie Kraven

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

yeah I like to rewatch some movies but like, maybe once a year? not several times within a span of a few weeks

[-] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

so they named him craven? amazing. why not whiny? pissboy is free too.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago

Sony actually didn't name him. He's a classic Spider-Man villain.

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I guess it's an ironic nickname like when a really big guy is named "Tiny"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

His real name is Sergei Kravinoff

Which, on the list of bad Russian names, rates a solid 2nd place

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

I'm Kravin' off ova here

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

It would be very funny to me if they decide to kill it before it sees the light of day and the “this is why everyone hates executives” discourse starts. Then they take the bait again and it still bombs.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Here's a free joke idea for one of those conservative comedians: Kraven Hunter Biden's Laptop

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

we delayed our movie because it was too good

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Apparently they released a trailer for this last year that I never heard about so I went and watched it yesterday.

Easily going to be the biggest piece of shit on in a theater in a good while. Just horrendous.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

me ----> gigachad-hd buying 150 tickets to Kraven to see it 150 times like the marvelchad that I am.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I'm going to see it at least 50 times just so I could memorize the post-credit scene

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

MORBIUS 2 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If I had to make a Kraven the hunter film I would simply make it good. I dunno why they choose to make bad ones. It really shouldn't be hard.

Especially in this modern age. Imagine if they just released a 90 minute music video of a hot guy in 4.5 inch shorts chopping wood and then using that wood to make spears to hunt. Then him reclining on furs of the animals he hunted. A little sexual tension with spider man and the movie would make infinite money.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

I'm gonna check it out with my girlfriend that goes to another school

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

That's funny, I'm not really into Marvel at all but I watched this video on Madame Web the other day and it was theorised that was supposed to be a Kraven movie because loads of dialogue has been dubbed over and the script reportedly went through a huge overhaul.

[-] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

It's because the movie originally takes place in the 90s and they decided late in shooting to have it actually coincide with the Tom Holland Spiderman so it was changed to take place in 2002. There's a subplot that goes nowhere with Madam Web's EMT partner "___ Parker" who's sister has a kid on the way and we see them as a baby. I guess they had the rights to "Parker" as a last name but not Uncle Ben Parker

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Is this the new morbius?

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

I know nothing about this

but I do know it will be the next morbius

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

reminded me of this

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

IM CCCRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVINNN THE KRAVEN lets-fucking-go

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