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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

"FEVER 102,WHEEZING, IRRITABLE" uses them.

It might probably be "unabe to eat diarrhea" on purpouse

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, someone's just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn't use punctuation.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It seems very likely that this drop-down menu was not populated by one person, or perhaps was even populated by multiple databases written by very different people with highly disparate levels of grammar knowledge - maybe even different first languages.

Or someone thought it was funny, like you said. I'm not here to judge.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The only cure for "unable to eat diarrhea" is to put the patient into an induced comma.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 26 points 3 weeks ago

I hate forgetfulness headaches

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly.

Everyone knows you drink it.

[-] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Until you freeze it… Diarrhea ice cream!

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

Frosty Diarry Dessert®️

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Explains the irritability.

[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Comma for what? I also am unable to eat diarrhea

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah the old helping your uncle jack off a horse or helping your uncle, jack, off a horse.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago

The database is running on an IBM made in 1954. Commas literally weren't invented yet.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Wait, do you guys not add that to your character sheets?

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot I had a headache

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

They're not wrong, tho

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wow ICD-10 really has a code for everything

[-] thefrankring@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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