Dalle mini (old) prompt: Boeing 747 helicopter flown by George W Bush cartoon style
Boeing for sure. If I die in a Boeing plane crash caused by a mechanical failure, the talking heads will at least be like "oh wow planes aren't supposed to do that"
But a helicopter? "Hmm yeah helicopters do that sometimes"
i think i'll walk, thanks
Boeing worst planes are still safer than helivopters
"yes I will go on the vehicle that has a part called the 'Jesus nut' so named because if it fails prayer is the only thing you can do"
get in a boeing helicopter, the boeingness and the helicopterity cancel each other out
I can confirm that they do not https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_Boeing_V-22_Osprey
too much bell in it, it throws the balance off
Flying Boeing commercial is still safer than driving a car.
Helicopters? Not so much.
depends which aircraft is bigger 
What if it's a boeing helicopter
helicopters are like a unique form of stupid
I'll walk thank you
I'd rather stay in bed all day, thank you very much.
I'll take a Boing Hellacopter please
Boeing... maybe...
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