putting the words "femme" and quite possibly "butch" on the high shelf until twitter users can learn to behave
Only gamers can see a woman that looks like a supermodel and say she isn't 'femme' enough and is unremarkable.
Motherfuckers need to go outside and look at actual living human women.
They tried that and the women requested they stop
These are the same people that go around calling people SJWs and snowflakes
This is the most 
way you to say "I only think women are effeminate if they wear makeup and have anime tits" I've ever seen.
Uses r/gamingcirclejerk but doesn't realise the humor is about him.
Look at that huge throbbing magazine
Noooo why is she not wearing heaps of makeup for her tomb raids!!!!!
Covering myself in foundation to cool my body and become invisible to thermal goggles like that one scene in The Predator.
Are these the same people who hate it when women take off their makeup after complaining about fake women?
I know the realism is just a fig leaf to enforce bullshit standards on female character depictions, but I'd love for a little consistency.
Lower poly characters would allow for larger and more detailed worlds.
*runs away* Until next time!
put your dick away walter
But I've only half-measured it I need more time
This cartoon person's makeup has changed and she's put on some kind of necklace. I am outraged
Fire hans lol.
BTW, how come there isn't a gamingcirclejerk community here?
Hexbear doesn't need circlejerk comms because every comm is it's own circlejerk comm.
Y'all wouldn't be able to handle transgendercirclejerk, goes too hard
That's a very good point, you guys can't behave 
There's a lack of Witcherinos Tres though.
There is, it's this one
Excuse me, this is a board exclusive to very serious gamer discussions.
omfg you whiny babies she LITERALLY looks like classic Lara.
G@mers always insist on the exact same full face makeup on everything
Obviously Lara has a professional stylist following her around the tombs to make sure her brows are on point.
You can't go dungeon diving in ancient magical lost tombs without lips that look like you licked a hornet's nest.
Besides the og Lara was supposed to be either Indian or South American as a bounty hunter, but cowards made her an upper-crust bougie B*itish instead. Oh well, I'll still keep playing that garbage.
them tits have more than two polygons, so no, she's not my laura
Miss her Madonna look.
Her face is no where near weird enough. The first Crystal Dynamics reboot trilogy (by which I mean the one before the 2013 reboot) tried to keep Lara consistent with promotional CGI renders for the PS1 games. Unfortunately those were made in the mid 90s and she looked like a bizarre putty version of Angelina Jolie
these people don't even know what a woman looks like
her bra is too big on the right. the cup is collapsing.
i'm more interested in another tomb raider game akin to the classics - lighthearted/wacky tomb raiding adventures ~~a la indiana jones~~ than overly serious and overly dark shit
lara can look however she wants
Right? Tomb Raider is a game about doing standing 20 foot flips while blazing away at endangered species with twin pistols that never need to be reloaded, not gritty wilderness survival!
blazing away at endangered species
this is the only part of lara that's actually cringe, not how she "looks"
Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
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Rules
will enable top shelf access for fourteen dollars and eighty-eight cents to make it even clearer what X is all about.