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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

bro do you want to fuck todd howard

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know when you see someone in love and they don't realise it yet and it's really cute?

This is that but with a spicy g*mer kick.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

this dude is so horny for todd

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You can literally feel every pulse in the author's penis through the text.

pingu-horny

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

:VolcelImperialGuard:

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, all I can see when I look at him is horse armor.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

lmao for real

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Some call Todd Howard the Will Menaker of video games. I don't know what the fuck that would mean.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Does this make Matt Micheal Kirkbride?

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I want to fuck the toddfather

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, he's definitely going to paywall mods this time. : |

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

They would be absolute fools to do that.

How many times has Skyrim been repackaged and resold now? That is only possible because of the mod community keeping it alive. They would have lost so many re-sales otherwise.

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Lmao just todd at home writing this article about himself.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Does this mean that Todd Howard is also a ranking member in a murderous cult?

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Todd Howard is a member of the Black Hand, yes.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Todd Howard responsible for WW1 confirmed.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

It was all him. Todd Bethesda was the world war 1 man. He killed every soldier with his bear hands in the trench

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Todd Howard does his own stunts. Every time something in a bethesda game gets hit too hard and launched to the moon, we must remember that this was only possible because they mocap'd Todd being shot out of a comically large cannon.

[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here's the writer's motivation/reasoning:

Link

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I too want to have sex with todd howard

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I want to have sex with an RTX4090

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

volcel-judge Please come out with your hands up. It's for your own good! those fans are really sharp! volcel-judge

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Its very hot

🥁

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

the early noughties

I involuntarily headbutted my monitor out of sheer primal spite

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Clearly he wants to get very Noughty with Todd.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

ok, but how are we supposed to refer to 2000-2009

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Trick question, we should never refer to them

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

this is the only correct response

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I use oughts sometimes, or 00s

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

I vote for the "9/11-ties".

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"Two-thousands"

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the Twenny Hunnerds, when Limp Bizkit had its fingers on the pulse of a nation.

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

has anyone thought to call them "the double-Os" yet. there's at least two zeroes in every year

[-] CanYouFeelItMrKrabs@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

gonna call them the "oooo's" now, pronounced "ooze"

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the Cuomo's nipples thing, again.

Just fuck Todd Howard already. He'll probably do a hookup but charge a lot for extra services and re-sell you the same hookup several times a decade, so be warned.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
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