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[-] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

The USA is now at war with Hamas, this is not a drill.

Finally, we get to invade the sea just like the Romans.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Whipping the sea like Xerxes

[-] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Quick! Inform the Israeli Air Force that there's Hamases hiding under US Navy ships. Tell them they got tunnels and shit.

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 years ago

If only there were some other way to transport aid into Gaza. Maybe an existing pier or some kind of road. What a shame, I guess we’ll just have to spend another third of a billion on dragging the worlds most expensive artificial reef off the sea floor

[-] Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 years ago

incredibly common American infrastructure L

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Listen it was only 320 million, you can't expect something constructed that cheaply to last more than 2 weeks

For 3.2 billion, we might be able to have one make it a couple months porky-happy

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

Maybe the real pier was the money we pocketed along the way?

[-] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 years ago

Needed a lil laugh and smile today thank you

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

The US can't even construct infrastructure to conduct imperialism lmao

[-] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Who writes this shit

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

If only it had broken off and clogged the Suez Canal they'd already be fixing it

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

~~Tofu~~ burger construction

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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