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[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 5 points 2 years ago

Hey Mr. Rogen, I love your work!

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

Jesus, now that you have posted that, the head weasels won't let me not Google it.

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:(

[-] Arondeus@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

I did. XD. I did it on duckduckgo with safe search turned off and didn't even find anything. Was a little disappointed tbh. Apparently nobody wants to see porn of Trump. But rule 34 states that if it exists theres porn of it. So if there's no porn of Trump does that mean he's not even real? o.O

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago

There are 384 pornographic drawings of donald trump on rule34.paheal.net

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago

That link is staying blue.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's a link to the website's front page, not the offending images.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Bruh this is one of the most well-known porn sites in existence. Don't pretend like you've never heard of it. (You might be one of today's lucky 10,000, I suppose.)

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

You've seriously never been there? It's a staple of internet porn, along with the porntubes like XVideos and PornHub.

If you can't find it anywhere else, you can find it on rule34.paheal. Only downside is that it's mostly pictures/drawings. There are some videos but they tend to be short animations.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Rule 34 has never been my kink. So I haven't sought this particular flavor of porn.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Thank you, I will go bleach my brain now.

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I clicked and got redirected to france gov website telling me this website contains pedopornography. I'm not going to investigate to find out if it's true, please remove the link.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Seems my comment got removed, probably for the best

[-] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

When I read your post I saw the “head weasels” as a few tiny little cute C-suite assholes wearing little suits. They’ve been the top dogs (tiny ones) for so long that they’re completely out of touch with the ordinary fuzzball.

But yeah a different interpretation makes much more sense in context.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

Weasels aren't dogs. They're both caniformes so I understand the mistake, but I thought it best that you be made aware.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

See now THAT part was metaphorical unlike the literal treatment I gave everything else, lol.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 37 points 2 years ago

I’m more concerned about the earlier spikes. You good, internet?

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I know you're joking, but for anyone genuinely curious, those correspond to news updates about the trial. It's been going on for a month and a half, after all.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Well done, shitposters. Well done.

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago

Why would liberals care if you post this? They're the ones that don't give a shit what your kink is.

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago

Because if you tell a conservative this line they're way more likely to do it.

[-] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

And we've been trolling cons for like a full day with this. I did this to my trump loving aunt on her Facebook. She got super mad and deleted me off Facebook. She was the last holdout that refused to unfriend me no matter what I commented on her brain dead posts.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 2 years ago

Congrats!

Yeah, the trial verdict really pisses off conservatives. A coworker was a Nikki Haley supporter. I thought she’d be annoyed, but not too angry, because I thought she’d given up on Trump. Wrong!

She usually knows better than to talk politics with me, but she had to vent about the Trump trial. Of course, she blamed everyone but him.

To avoid making her even angrier, I pretended to remain neutral, claiming that I didn’t know much and hadn’t really been following the trial, but secretly I was enjoying every bit of her Fox News-parroting tantrum. She’s good at her job, but a malleable idiot when it comes to politics.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

To avoid making her even angrier

Stop doing that; she doesn't deserve it. Moreover, excessive tolerance is how we got into this mess.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 2 years ago

I see your point, but when I have to work side by side with someone for several hours, I prefer that they not be seething at me lol

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's risky, but if you do it right maybe you could trigger her enough to blow up and get fired without getting in trouble yourself? Fascist fucks deserve that, too.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nah, she'll call harassment of her beliefs or something and twist so OP is the bad guy.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Lol yeah keyword there is coworker though.

There are fantastic ways to politely and without any blame making people feel stupid enough to shut up, or make them backpedal and change the subject. Knowing your audience helps too, who else is there and what their politics are. I don't think that comes naturally to anyone really though. Not most.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's true. If they're so easily manipulated, they'll follow suit with the masses if enough of the other side are there and loud enough.

Though, I also blame that tactic for how divided the US seems to be in general.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 1 points 2 years ago

Same, walking into work this morning, guy says something about them fucking trump over and then asks what I think about trump and I tell him he doesn’t want to know, it’s a five minute walk from there to where we work in the building.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Is not knowing about rule 34 a bad thing? I kinda feel like only internet addicts really know about it.

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, Lemmy is basically an internet addict support group.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

And are we talking about the liberals the conservatives hate or the liberals the tankies hate?

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Trump's new political party is far worse, he's basing it around revenge...

...google "Trump Lemon Party" for pictures of the event launch held last Saturday night.

[-] MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

Searched using duckduckgo with safe search feature off. Found only pictures of Trump and few of lemons.

[-] frankenswine@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Oh, you mean this rule allows Trump to walk out of jail? I must tell others.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago
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