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Average democrat. The only reason he doesn't vote for Trump is because he doesn't want his taxes raised that and he's voted for D's his entire life.

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[-] RION@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago

please be careful what you share online, I was able to track down an image of him just from this post

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

He wishes he was that cute and nice.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Can I pet your dad?

[-] BigBoyKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Very off topic, but I still wonder what the wars are like in the Bluey universe, given Rusty’s Dad. Does that mean that there are insurgencies in that universe?

Relatedly, the idea of muppet wars is wild

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Reminds me of that cute penguin anime movie we watched on hextube where the main penguin has Vietnam flashbacks to all the war crimes he witnessed and participated in

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 5 months ago

Considering the fucked up shit the Australian armed forces do, he's almost certainly murdered Afghan puppies.

[-] robinnn@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

He's right. Migrants have no place in this country, therefore everyone but Native Americans should be deported.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

y'know I never asked him his opinion on native americans or manifest destiny, I imagine it's bad :yea:

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Probably but you never know, RFK is a racist piece of shit but he's somehow good on Native Americans

He even called it Indigenous People's Day which hurt him with some of the racist white people he generally appeals to

So never underestimate how weird your dad's brain worms can be, I know my dad's brain worms are pretty weird

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

John McCain was apparently seen as an ally to Native Americans for a while before turning on them near the end of the 2000’s.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

... I'm almost interested after hearing like 4 years of shit takes from him what kind of wild take he'd have.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

I had enough psychic damage for one day, thanks.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

headpat that's okay, go take a short rest and heal up from that encounter.

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

2d8+8 healing for you

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Probably just the ayn rand one

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago
[-] robinnn@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I know it was well out of the way for me to go to, but I'm regretting not taking the opportunity to dig up her corpse and throwing it in the ocean when I was in New York.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Wait where's she buried? I need to know how far away this gender neutral public restroom is

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

says its at Kensico Cemetery, NY, a bit north of Manhattan

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

nooo don't deport me to a country with public healthcare I'd be soooo mad

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Aye that's a bit extreme, why not the British-descended settlers only?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

There's a lot more continental European and scots/irish descendants than English descendants here nowadays, and that's not even touching the question of hairsplitting over skull-calipering science of what % of Anglo would make you qualified.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not talking simply about Anglos...

'Scottish/Scots-Irish' Americans as well, maybe 'Irish' and 'Welsh' Americans...

~~my rule is 50% ethnic origins over from Anglo-Celtic isles and you get the boot...~~

Edit: nope, I guess the rule applies for Anglos and Scots only... they're the majority eh... maybe other nordic-adjacent Western Europeans instead?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

What the heck did the Irish and the welsh do to get the English treatment, like I get the scots, but what did the lovable drunks and sheepshaggers do

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Settler colonialism... tho it was quite late in the 1800s and they were mostly urban...

I've now changed my stance; Irish and Welsh settlers are fine

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

What about those swarthy Germans?

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

Swarthy not are their skins, but their deeds.

Anyone who proclaims reactionary ideas and overall first-world ideology be sent off to Cuba or Siberia...

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

So all I have to do is say something reactionary and I'll be sent to Cuba?

That's pretty cool.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

You do not want to see a USA made up majorily of John Meyer-Zwiebel's

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Fine, no north-adjacent Western Europeans... (Spanish, Greek and Italian people are allowed)?

[-] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Britain hates immigrants and it's already a hot butt trash mess, if you send them all back, they'll probably all start eating each other.

Ohhhh nooooo..

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

your dad should be beaten to death with a stick

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

I volunteer the honor to Kim Jong Un himself to do it.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Clenched tightly in the people's fist.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But why does he continue voting democrat? It seems that rhetorically, they don’t align with his views at all, and that’s like 90% of the conservative brain. I could understand if he was in the Deep South and Dixiecrats never became unpopular, but dems are out here lying through their teeth about supporting women and migrants and abortion and gay rights

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

idk I gave up trying to understand his lead brain a couple years ago

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 months ago

Oh so that's who Biden is targeting with his super right wing immigration plan/policy

[-] BasementParty@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

When I read this, I thought you were implying that your dad is a literal dog who is the color blue.

[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Bandit would never

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