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Crab (mander.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 98 points 5 months ago

Was expecting Saddam Hussein

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 months ago

The crab ate him 😔

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago

He really shouldn't have left the entrance open for visiting crabs

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Saddam Hussein was coding in c++ instead of rust

(🦀🦀🦀C++ programmer is gone!🦀🦀🦀)

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Damn. You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy.

Spoken like someone who never went to the beach as a child lol

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Crabs have always been the natural predators of sadam husseins

[-] swab148@startrek.website 25 points 5 months ago

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Thank you!

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 13 points 5 months ago

He was carcinisationized.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I read leaf Hitler so we're all thinking different things.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

That or the guy who got stuck upside down in a cave.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

The science_memes and noncredibledefense crossover we didn't know we needed.

Does this technically mean that Wernher von Braun stating "The rocket performed beautifully, it just landed on the wrong planet" was a non-credible defense?

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 5 months ago

From "The Secret Life of Crabs" by Dr S. Hussein et al

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

Better ventilation than my room

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Some would argue that "wide open roof" is TOO ventilated, actually 🤷

[-] ahti@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Dam how long was he down there

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

“Entrance open to visiting crabs”? Are crabs social and they have dinner parties with each other? Or are they just sluts and come over for some boom-boom?