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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 59 points 5 months ago

“The Chinese are building railroads for Africans instead of building up their military! farquaad-point

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Biden literally says the US and Europe gonna build a railroad across all of Africa in this article 😆

European railroads in Africa doesn't sound too great tbh.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

:Mcfly-I-remember-this-one:

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

WHUT WHUT WHUT WHUT WHUT?????

[-] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago

I'm loving how Time just printed exactly what he said word-by-word. Really getting the Biden vibe here. Best Biden interview in a long time.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

I know I shouldn't be surprised by this but I go agony-deep every fucking time. We're all going to fucking die so white people can drive a bazinga mobile to the local meat-slop dispensary and talk about the latest treats they bought.

It was a good run folks, maybe life will pop-up again, maybe not.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The whole population is older on average than just the younger segment? shocked-pikachu

xenophobic

- Man who just sealed off the border with Mexico, but woke

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

He's probably thinking of Japan. Still not accurate, but y'know.

[-] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

I checked a bunch of European countries and their median ages were all 3 to 9 years higher than China lmao

[-] flan@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

He gets his daily national security briefings from the Cool Dads In Cool Cars facebook group

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

In case anyone reading this comment has intercontinental nuclear weapons:

It seems this man's too preoccupied with his brain leaking out of his ears to remember the launch codes to retaliate. Strike first, strike hard.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 5 months ago

For the longest time launch codes were all zeroes, because they're not the only thing needed to launch the nukes and when you actually want to launch the nukes you don't wanna accidentally forget the codes.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Chinese people are generally deeply xenophillic in my experience, foreigners in non-foreign filled towns are usually seen as neat oddities. My perspective may not be hollistic, but that was what I experienced with friends of many different nationalities.

Edit: As with all things, every accusation a confession from this imperialist monster

[-] axont@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah I've been to China and except one instance where a cop asked to see my passport and was a little rude, no one in China expressed xenophobia to me. They'd ask polite questions about where I'm from if they spoke enough English.

[-] Krause@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"they are xenophobic" says man who just passed new policy to add restrictions on people seeking asylum in his country

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

An American calling others xenophobic really is hilarious and yet another projection.

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?????

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago
[-] rio@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced tariffs raise the prices on American consumers?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced war spending kill more Palestinians?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced union busting hurt American workers?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be worse under Trump.

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced pro-Satan ritualistic murder cult damn all of us to eternal torment?

Biden: No, because here's the deal… yes but it would be a longer eternity of torment under Trump.

[-] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

yes but it would be a longer eternity of torment under Trump.

∞ > ∞

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago
[-] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

filling in the blanks for an obviously zonked out president

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Biden ruling like an aging Mycenean King, people keep coming for him but his fading mind is replaced only by violence and paranoia and his body remains strong

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Dementia really is something (after reading that)

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Let him fight!

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

huffing leaded gas type quotes

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