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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

GIVE

ANSARALLAH

HYPERSONIC

MISSILES

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

They already have them. At least that's what they claimed.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago

US/NATO: Gives a dirty nuke to Ukrainian terrorists who use it to destroy Belgorod

Russia: We're warning you yankee, we may give Syria permission to shoot down a single Israeli aircraft

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 46 points 5 months ago

I think we should all be very happy that Russia is being restrained about escalation to be honest.

[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

Pretty fucked up that the rest of the world always has to be the "bigger person" in every situation. Nato is a rabid dog holding the world hostage.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago
[-] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

NATO is the violent village bully who's starting to get a little too old and frail to keep at it, and the rest of the villagers are starting to give each other knowing looks in the pub while the old bully starts into his usual heavy drinking.

[-] T34_69@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

What goes around comes around

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

A very gradual, symmetrical escalation is what a sane nuclear-armed country would do in this scenario. Ideally with diplomatic communication about "this is what we are doing and why we are doing it."

[-] sevenapples@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 5 months ago
[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Who would be likely recipients of such weapons?

It would need to be someone who could hurt the west but not so much they escalate further. It would probably also be someone who would just be a pain in the ass to the west and blue to the whole international community.

I think Yemen is a good candidate. Maybe somebody in Africa could get some to piss off the French.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

6days ago I caught wind of a possible deleted tweet last week of a Yemeni official tweeting about wanting to talk to DPRK about buying ICBMs.

https://hexbear.net/comment/4967730

Very hard to confirm whether it was real or not but I lean towards real. I don't think this warning coming now is just a coincidence.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

It's going to be interesting to see, there are definitely a lot of options here.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I heard the evil CCP gave PUTLER secret missiles that are so accurate they could fly up your butthole

It tru Fox News said it

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

kelly Cruise missiles

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

we cannot allow a b-hole gap!!

[-] RION@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

without a flared base? i don't think i can support xi anymore...

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

$1.3M butt plug from lockheed-martin that does not work in rain or humidity in excess of 30%

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I could use a couple of cruise missiles

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Fucking finally

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

ALGERIA PLEASE BUY THE MISSILES FFS

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Imagine going through your one year of services in Tenes or something and you suddenly get a bunch of shiny new toys.

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

Tie me to a rocket and fly me to Tel Aviv

[-] Yor@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

this is excellent news!

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Can i have some?

[-] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0, let's fucking go!

I mean yeah, we're all going to die horribly from that, but we can at laugh at it.

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Give the houthis fentanyl missiles

[-] Lawn_and_disorder@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Me me me ! Gimme!

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