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[-] MorrisonMotel6@lemm.ee 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Alright, fossilesque, this not a fucking meme. 90% of what you post isn't either, but this is bullshit. Post science memes here. Post SCIENTIFIC STUDIES somewhere else.

Fuck!

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago
[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 21 points 5 months ago

To assess penis size dissatisfaction, respondents were asked to indicate their overall level of dissatisfaction with the size of their penis

I'm so not answering that I think my dick is small under any circumstances

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

This + confounding factors + a garbage can regression + a not so random small sample -> their findings are rubbish.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Which is the same issue with many physcology and political survey-based studies. Take a survey that was horribly implemented, run some lightweight analysis (cause what can you really do with 20 respondents anyways), slap a funny name on it, and boom another piece of terrible research.

[-] miracleorange@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I'd actually say that's a legitimately huge flaw with this study.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

I love science, this was an interesting read thanks.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

Science is for sharing. ;)

[-] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago

Now do big trucks and cars modified to be extra loud!

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

They found out that those people are psychopaths.

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago

I’m glad someone did this study, even if it’s not going to change my use of the slur against rabid gun owners.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

More like bb owners amirite

[-] jobby@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago

As long as you’re not Armalite!

[-] bjorney@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

tl;dr

We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes

[-] Hlodwig@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Lol, so not only smaller penises dont own more guns, but it is totally the inverse. So there IS a correlation, but its the opposite of what everybody think, bigger size = more likely to own gun. Science will always amaze me!

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Or they found one group is less likely to lie when self reporting.

They should have had people dropping trousers for science!

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Satisfaction == larger

Could be something like dillusion or confidence that relates the penis satisfaction and the fun ownership.

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

skims article

Buys gun to make pp bigger

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Ok.

Now do rolling coal RAMs with gun racks.

[-] HogsTooth@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Somebody PLEASE post this in !conservative@lemm.ee. I would but I've been banned for winning an argument against a mod.

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