Some eye bleach to help you recover from this atrocity.
Thank you for your service.
God bless you
Food crimes, indeed.
This makes me rethink my stance on capital punishment. The picture made me actually shudder.
I don't always quote the Bible for relevance, but when I do it's Jeremiah 48:26:
Make him drunk, for he has become arrogant toward the Lord; so Moab will wallow in his vomit, and he also will become a laughingstock.
Way to make that cow die in vain.
I won't even step in the way if any vegans wanna step in here. Do what you gotta. It's 100% justifiable
No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.
This is the kind of they should send people to prison for
Oh don't worry, they'll serve their sentence on the shitter
The steak. The steak said you couldn't do that. I mean, look at it!
What did Maillard do to you that you avoided it so hard?
Sous vide before searing
Is that "steak" served with half a raw onion?
Ah, the ol English style of cooking by sunlight
That looks more like it was dipped in boiling water for a few seconds. I don’t even know if a microwave could even make it that pasty looking.
Almost as bad as eating pizza with a knife and fork
I had a friend that used chopsticks
Hey you try eating the combo abomination my dad always orders without one.
One sodding mushroom? Tight git.
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