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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 115 points 2 months ago
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago
[-] runjun@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Verbatim what I said out loud

[-] techt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I said what you said verbatim out loud after I also spoke aloud the top comment, wild

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

Ear cropping is so pointless.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

It's evil, I love my rescued girl to death. But man I'd like to meet the assholes who cropped her ears in a dark alley.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The good thing is, she almost certainly doesn't remember or care about it now. But why put her through that then?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

They probably fucked up his tail, too D:

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Wait, people really do that?

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, it's pretty commonly done to some breeds of dogs with naturally floppy ears. They should look like the big guy's ears in this picture:

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You learn something everyday. My knee-jerk reaction : such a shame to mutilate pets so they look like what we want..

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Your knee-jerk reaction is correct!

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They do, it's unfortunate. We had an English springer spaniel growing up, and went to get him as a puppy. They had already docked his tail and didn't want to give him to us before doing his ears, and we were just like "oh no no, let us pay for that", they agreed, and then we never spoke to them again and his ears remained lovely and floppy.

He did have to wag his entire butt though because of the tail, unfortunately.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My vet told me to consider it because my floppy eared hound dog gets chronic ear infections.

Can I get a medical exemption on the ear cropping anger please?

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[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 months ago

That's too big!!

A dog that can snatch food off the counter without jumping... I cannot fathom dog-proofing a house for that.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago
[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 months ago

This is the dog's house.

[-] jeansburger@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

I mean I have a greyhound who can countersurf, you just put baby gates around the kitchen and food. Keeping stuff out of snoot height/range removes most issues.

Part of it is training them that it isn't an appropriate thing to do. It usually helps that if they behave (and we're eating something the pup can safely have) they get a bit of food as a treat.

Training is a must and especially with a dog that big you need to make sure they know what is expected and appropriate. Doing that sets them up for success and makes it much easier to care for them overall.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 26 points 2 months ago

When my aunt had a puppy, she set up a barrier to prevent the dog from going upstairs. It was low enough for humans to step over, but the puppy couldn't get over it. Amusingly, as the dog grew up, it never seemed to occur to it that it could now step over the barrier without much fuss.

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

We used to be able to put up a blanket "wall" across two chairs to stop the dogs from crossing. It took them a few years to realize they could simply walk through/under the blanket.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I just put the vacuum in the doorway.

Might as well be the gates to Mordor

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I have a neighbor with a giant yellow beast who needs to attend your Ted Talk

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[-] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You just teach your dog not to steal your food. Sounds hard but they do learn that food on counter bad, food in bowl good pretty quick.

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You houseproof the dog at that point

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I've lived with dogs this big. The trick is to train them when they're too small to see over the tables. When it comes to prepping food, you get used to setting meat further back on the counter or putting them outside

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Lol I've always had food aggressive dogs but my current GSD is a saint by comparison. She doesn't really mess with our food and we have left food on our coffee table overnight more than once and she didn't touch it. Counter food is more than safe despite the fact that it would take her almost no effort to grab it.

The one exception is carrots. If we're chopping carrots and walk away they're as good as gone 😭

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Training, lots of training. It also applies to you as well!

I think our dog got past 2 years old before we had eaten more pork chops than he had stolen.

He'll still swipe my daughter's dinner, if it's left unattended. At least he will no longer steal it while she's sat in front of it.

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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

A Great Dane was the only dog that ever gave me a fight or flight response. When I was about 13 years old I visited my aunt & uncle and they were dogsitting a massive Great Dane. When I opened their door he was staring at me at eye level and I thought I was about to die, full adrenaline dump, the whole works. Then he started slobbering all over me and we became friends.

[-] Shadehawk25@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago

Nice horse. I'm sorry it's a what?

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

That Dane sure is Great

[-] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

If he gets excited his tail would knock things off counters and tables.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago

I don't like to say crass stuff like this, but in this case it's worth sharing: I've been tail-thwacked in the testicles by my happy dog, who's about this size.

That tail's lethal. We've lost drinking glasses, food and all sorts of knick knacks to an excited tail swipe. You learn to put things high up.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

put things high up

Weird flex to say you tuck

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[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

Oof I'd hate to have to pick up those poops

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

Remember to lift with your legs.

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Two bags per.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I hope that doggo is well trained, otherwise that jar of peanut butter is doomed.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Bet the house shakes when that one barks.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Big dog or small horse?

[-] Kaiyoto@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

When got dogs years ago I never wanted anything I couldn't pick up on my own in an emergency. That dog looks like a team lift situation.

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Why pick him up? You could probably hop on and ride away in case of an emergency.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Why is there a horse in the hospital?

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

"Welcome to my kitchen. Why are you here?"

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 months ago

Some office I had installed internet for had an Irish wolf hound in a room with a California King sized bed in it and the dog took up at least half the bed. Biggest fucking dog I've ever seen.

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Man, how do you keep him from just casually eating everything on the counter? I'm looking at that hat Skippy jar in the background lol.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

The goodest steed.

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