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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 months ago

I hope they enjoyed the quarter of a cup of seeds they got out of those shells

[-] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 36 points 5 months ago

At first I was like man, that person has a lot of sunflower seeds stocked up, that must have been a lot of sunflowers in their yard, but good for them..

But nope, these are just shells. Hopefully these shells haven’t been in anyone’s mouth…Imagine the mold at the bottom of that tote..

Why would anyone keep this? What do you do with them at this point? Assuming they were seasoned, you can’t really use them as mulch (salt), so like maybe compost, but even then adding that much salt all at once wouldn’t be doing your pile any favors..

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I guess you could use them as mulch/ground cover where you didn't want stuff to grow? Or maybe you could rinse them to reduce the salt?

Or maybe he eats unsalted sunflower seeds.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Wait there are salted ones?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

Homie there are pizza flavored ones

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Bruh wtf. I have only seen normal ones. Maybe we just don't have them in my country. There is a lot of stuff we don't have just because it's a smaller country.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

See if bigs exist where you live. They have pickle, bacon, ranch, cheese, a ton of crazy flavors. Amazon has em too.

https://www.amazon.com/Sunflower-Ultimate-Variety-Flavors-Merchandise/dp/B0CHYRYF4L

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Well pretty sure they don't exist all I could find abput them was for america.

Also this

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Damn. Best of luck on your flavored seeds quest.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] Tyoda@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

You binge an entire bag and your mouth's off duty for the next 24 hours. Unsalted delivers the important crunch but keeps pain mostly away.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

The salt is just as important as the crunch

[-] june@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

Honestly, as a sunflower seed girlie, my mouth got used to that years ago. It doesn't happen anymore. I can go through multiple bags if I want without that happening.

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

Wait there are non-salted ones?

[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Would it mold necessarily? Shells dry out pretty quick, I feel like there would of course be bacteria, but I'm not so sure about mold.

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 2 points 5 months ago

It's not hard to crack sunflower seeds and then separate the seeds from the shell without putting it in your mouth.

Also, assuming these are not salted and if they are going into a compost pile that is reaching the correct heat, it won't matter if it was in someone's mouth or even if there is mold on it as it will literally cook out.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

As a man who eats peanuts by the pound, I feel every part of this in my soul.

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Ok, Mulder, thanks for the advice

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Happy cake day! That means I was on Lemmy before The Picard Maneuver. Surprising!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Lol, I came over around the time of the reddit blackout, but I created on startrek.website first. This one came a little later.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Ah, that explains it!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

This is why I toss only naked sunflower seeds on my bird-baiting balcony. The cat gets the same entertainment and it's a lot less cleanup on my part.

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