This is 100% targeted at large sunburned bald blokes in wife-beater vests from Portsmouth who only go on holiday to a corner of Spain that has all the same shops and restaurants as at home.

Confirmed

Am British, would enjoy

cooked by sunlight

I would enjoy this. Im barely 1/8 British but my other ancestors colonised large parts of north england so I think of them as our weird long lost relatives.

🤷‍♂️ horses for courses, as they say.

Ok the salad is a weak ass effort but grilled pineapple, pork steaks and chips is uninspired but also predictably enjoyable and hard to fuck up.

The price is the problem.

I found the restaurant, it's a tourist trap type place catering to British tourists in Málaga, Spain.

Looking at some of the [pictures] (https://goo.gl/maps/my4vMrR5hoFrAb4r8?g_st=ac) you basically get a starter, main course and dessert, plus bread and butter and a half bottle of wine for that price which is actually quite incredible value. The food looks pretty shit, but gammon steak with pineapple, egg and fries is like a British pub staple so it's expected to look shit.

It's not shown in the picture but you get a starter, this, and dessert, plus bread/butter and half a bottle of wine for that price.

Fries and salad, I think