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[-] Naich@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Traditional Capitalism:
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
The herd multiplies and your bank account grows.
After a while there is nothing to eat but beef and nothing to drink but milk.
A lot of people can't afford either.
The planet is knee-deep in cow shit.
Everyone is fine with this for some reason.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

this shouldn't belong in shitpost, it's a good post

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

And pretty spot on to boot

[-] Xeelee@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A German corporation

You have two cows.
The government fines you for not having a "Rauhfutterverzehrendegroßvieheinheitsgenehmigung".
You sue the government, you win your case.
The government has the case reviewed. It winds it's way through all levels of courts until the Bundesverfassungsgericht.
You win again.
The cows have died from neglect.

[-] TommyCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

A big fuck you from wefwef lmao

[-] booboodingding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I read every work. Excellent post

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