Every morning his aides print out the Bulletins and News Discussion from hexbear.net
"listen Jack, these badposting posts are really bad posts"
Listen, fat -- what the hell is a "beanis?" 
How to draw a clock step by step tutorial
meeting with king of belgium
participants:
YOU
king of belgium
this is your first time metting him as president
blah blah about nato at the start
theory
He doesn't know.
My Pet Goat
oh my god you were right
Everybody Poops by Tarō Gomi
hunter's screenplay. its like 24 except instead of ebil terrorism being stopped by an intense, effective, and sociopathic CIA agent its abt a failson of a politician bribing, threatening, and sleeping with foreign politicans to strengthen nato against ebil ruzzians. joe hates it bc it isnt racist enough and the main antagonist isnt China
I know it's not news, but something about "masks on except for official photos" just really gets to me. Something about how serious they take covid when the cameras contrasted with the public "everything's fine, whatvid-19 is ~~over~~ just a cold, don't worry about it" messaging.
Edit: just saw 2021, I've adjusted accordingly but the point still stands
Fanfic involving a Putin-Hillary enemies-to-lover arc
yuri
The kid's menu at Denny's
"where's the goddamn meatloaf, Jill??"
The Neoliberal Manifesto
Why is every instance of the word YOU in all caps?
The yellow pages, but blue?
He wants to know who the US president is.
Bible black
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
