The cats now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Kitties are tyrants, not servants of the households. They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their teachers.'

I blame woke.

They used to be able to speak the king's english too.

Cats were gods in ancient Egypt. They have completed their Baldrick arc in becoming NEETs