If You Were a Pokémon What Type(s) Would You Be (hexbear.net)

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Bug/Ghost

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[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

CoolTrainer♀

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Pokemon glitches my beloved cri

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We already are pokemon. We live in a small balls of poverty with no way out, and each day we are being called by our owners to struggle for their gains.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

Yej but what type are you

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Probably this one

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Imma guess you're electric, not only cuz of Pikachu, because of this quote

"Communism equals Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country" (The great red hope, 21 August, page 7, Review).

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

fairy/fighting. armed queers bash back MAS

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 months ago

Fire/Grass because legal cannabis is probably the only reason I haven't had the Final Crashout™

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Grass/normal

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Rip

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I mean j wanted to say grass flying like rowlet or ground like my babies trapinch and sandshrew, but that wouldn't exactly be answering the question

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Some kind of steel type would be cool stalin-approval

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Call me Trubbish cuz I’m literally trash, not the big one tho cuz I’m still cute

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Garbodor is cute too cuddle

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Said type

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I’m pretty sure Trash is a type

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Only way I'd get a date

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Only 2 types per mon, thems the rules

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Grass/fire

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

A grass/fire type would be neat. Praire's burning and forest fires are natural stuff, you could make a legendary out of it even. Give celebi elemental stone evolutions or something