Extremely attracted to chapos. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 months ago by FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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How do I curb these urges?

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[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Read /c/badposting for a while.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

"Get out of here, @FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net"

"What're y'all doin' in here?"

"We're smoking reefer on /c/badposts, and you don't want no part of this shit! It turns your badposting into goodposting!"

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Beanis lmao

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Go back and read the early struggle sessions about veganism and neopronouns.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Don't forget outdoor cats

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Power dynamics.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The rock stackers are doing what the outdoor cats want them to do

Do you disagree?

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Power dynamics.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't we have a Vocel police for that reason.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Douse yourself with holy water and say three hail hexbears.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Same way you deal with any attraction. Bottle it up out of fear of embarrassment. Then when you can’t take it anymore, confess your undying love. If you’ve done it right, the other person will know that what you are in love with is a mere fantasy in your head. Your entire friendship will be based on expectations that they weren’t aware of and therefore had no way to consent to.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Power dynamics.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

is that what they call it when you do it face down ass up

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

You're attracted to liberals?

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

We're hot, there's no way to resist. Sorry, but you're just stuck being horny without satisfaction, we're all volcel.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

refuse-the-question

[-] asante@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

you don't. volcel

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police