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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This is good

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Somebody else already tried. Since they stole your thunder, you'll probably want to do something about that, first. To do that, step one is to acquire a time machine. Any time machine will do, but you'll be going to the 80s so you're gonna need to blend in, so I'd suggest one of the phone booth ones or the DeLorean.

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

♪ Hinckley couldn't shoot straight, hit a guy in the forehead ♪ :-(

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Just download a gay hookup app and have a dude deliver himself to your bed!

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

if that worked jodie foster would be married to half of lemmy by now

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago

196 on her lawn

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

You can impress her by leaving her the fuck alone.

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