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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Give me lots of money and I'll think about having kids, otherwise haha hell no

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 18 points 4 months ago

best we can do is a cheese platter 10% off

[-] FearsomeJoeandmac@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I want some, but I realize I'm just not in the mental place to take care of another life at the moment.

Somewhere down the line I'd love to though.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

burgerpain daycare for my one child costs double my mortgage

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Just buy a spare house to put your kid in during the day duh

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

You can actually just leave them out in the hot car while you're at work.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure Vance did that with his mom, so it fits the train of thought.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

Guessing none of those ideas involve raising wages so people can afford to have children.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna guess it kinda does, in that it's probably hyping Trump's protectionist policies. But I'm skeptical those won't just increase inflation while not opening up a significant amount of well paying jobs at this point.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

"ok guys, here's the plan. I've been doing some research, and apparently there's this kink called 'breeding?'

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Call the kink factory tell them to discontinue the inflation kink, switch production to breeding kink.

Economy solved

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Nooooo, my sonic fanart :(

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 4 months ago

"Americans" aren't having enough kids, but all the people living in America who are having lots of kids are a problem and need to be deported. It's almost like he thinks the real problem is that not enough of the right kind of babies are being born. I wonder if he could articulate specifically which kind of babies he thinks there aren't enough of?

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

He could probably do it in like 13-15 words

[-] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

I'm guessing that he wants to lower the age of consent.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Have kids or society will fail.

Also...

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Ah, the famed contradiction between socialized production and private appropriation of surplus value.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

There is no mention of contradiction in econ 101, the only econ I have heard of and therefore exists smuglord

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

That kid is plotting something

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

You know, call me a dang ol prude but something about a middle aged man hanging out with teenagers in private chat rooms while making “more children” his platform dont feel right

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

More child labor so your kid can contributing sooner

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

Shinzoism with American Characteristics

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

v excited to see how these ideas are coincidentally / intimately bound to white nationalism.

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Real strong Billy Zane near the end of Titanic vibe in this photo

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