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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 58 points 4 months ago

So that was a fucking lie too.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

I'm choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.🤞

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 53 points 4 months ago

holding out hope for a year of four presidents.

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 4 months ago

Biden dies tomorrow, kamela becomes Pres, she loses to trump, trump rules for two weeks and then chokes on a big mac and dies, Vance becomes the president

[-] Juiceyb@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

the-doohickey would be funny to show up by a hillgasm supprter.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local "good guy with a gun" types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

Gotta love having state of the art antivirals and drugs that 99% of your population can't afford or have access to.

Land of the freeeeeee

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

It merely requires 24/7 care for a week and thousands of dollars in drugs to ensure that you don't die or becoming disabled... because It's mild and the pandemic is over.

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

He’s back in a good mood and un-dropping out.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

Here's to a quick resolutionrip-bozo

[-] RedCheer@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 4 months ago

Doctor also said he has the gait of a 17 year old boy

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

The doctor was also quoted as saying awooga

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 29 points 4 months ago

the photo looks like he is currently pooping in his diaper

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

He's gonna do that one scene in wolf of wall street

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

In fact I don't think he'll ever be sick again! burgerpain

[-] curmudgeonthefrog@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

Guess they turned off the heart attack gun

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

It was obviously misdiagnosed Havana Syndrome.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Yeah when I got covid all i had to do was not run for president and it cleared up

[-] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

except the accelerated cognitive decline but that's happening to everybody so it's ok :)

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 months ago

takes five weeks until long covid symptoms show up

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's almost completely resolved, cuz he's figured dead until proven (barely) alive, when da Covid leaves...

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 months ago

And people say he's a dementia ridden old man! If he were really an old man, why would he be acting like a teenager trying to fake being sick to get out of school?

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
[-] rayne@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

AI Biden is immune to COVID.

Flesh and blood Biden is likely on ice, waiting for the most politically beneficial time to have a national funeral.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago
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