953

Unlike JD Vance whose platform is mountain dew and wokeness (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 months ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

84 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 247 points 5 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 55 points 5 months ago

Threaten me harder daddy.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 46 points 5 months ago

*mommy

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 months ago

Mamala

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I failed.... Should have put Step-Mommy.

[-] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Step-Mamala?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

My massive corporate tax hike is stuck in the dryer.

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Step-sis?

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 204 points 5 months ago

Now I want to vote for her even harder.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 150 points 5 months ago

Seriously, is this supposed to be deterring people? Who looks at any of those and thinks they're a bad thing, except for oil executives, corporate investors, landlords and the ultra-rich?

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 121 points 5 months ago

Remember that time when Fox News popped up a list of AOC's goals, then realized that their viewers might actually be in favor of them and took it down.

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

Don't forget the temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 148 points 5 months ago

Wants to continue democracy and peaceful transfer of power
Consistently demonstrates adequate mental health
Respects religious diversity
Has stable and data-driven policy stances

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 46 points 5 months ago

The fact that this is even a contest makes me fucking weep for humanity.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

Oh my god! Literally the end of Western civilization!

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 5 months ago

Isn't 80

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 115 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

Comservatives hate taxes. They complain that the left is entitled and then bitch and moan when they have to actually pay their share for the services they use. Nothing will get them more fired up than hating on taxes even if you show them just how vile and expensive the private version is.

“I earned that money(all by myself and at no point did I use any tax-funded infrastructure no not me not never).”

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Don't tell them about school vouchers. They'll never understand how that is funded.

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 5 months ago

A libertarian "sovereign citizen" is absolutely peak conservative entitlement. "I should have all the benefits of society while putting nothing that I don't feel like back in."

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments (4 replies)

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 113 points 5 months ago

Imagine thinking these are bad things....

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago

These things are all legitimately good for humanity and .. life. Are Republicans literally ghouls?

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 30 points 5 months ago

Republicans in office: YES, they absolutely are!

Republican voters: For some YES! but also there's a fuckton of propaganda aimed at them like... (checks notes) Newsmax for one... They're manipulated into believing these are bad things :/

[-] stanStani@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah, part of it is they think government intervention of nearly any kind is worse than no intervention.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

but not good for billionaire pockets, that's the problem. humanity as a whole or a few hundred rich guys. fuck the rich

load more comments (3 replies)

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 96 points 5 months ago

Why are Republicans so much better at making Democrats cool then the Democrats?

load more comments (2 replies)

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

Warning ⚠️

Republicans make young democrats hard

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 52 points 5 months ago

smdh.... OP missed the most damning ones:

-WANTS TO CRIMINALIZE KICKING PUPPIES

-DRIVES HER GRANDMOTHER TO BINGO ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS

[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 25 points 5 months ago

-LAUGHS

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

-HAS BASIC HUMAN DECENCY

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

I especially enjoy that investigating companies is seen as an obvious and unforgivable indictment. They're not even going to argue it was baseless or anything. Just that she had the audacity to challenge companies.

[-] OrangeJoe@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago

So... Those are supposed to be bad things?

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Wait. Are those supposed to be bad things?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 29 points 5 months ago

Shit, that makes me want to vote for her, and I’m not even centre-right, or American!

[-] carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

Wants a taco truck at every corner.

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Woah.

(Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based! Based!)

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

And these things are bad why?

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago

Vance is also anti-choice, including for women and children who have been raped.

load more comments (6 replies)

[-] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Newsmax viewers can't read anyway.

[-] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 months ago

wait nobody is questioning whether this is real? oh my god I live in a bubble

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I hope it's real. Those are all great selling points!

load more comments (1 replies)

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Covid should have been the pants on fire moment for M4A, but still no discussion.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago

where do i sign up?

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

At your local polling place!

[-] mdurell@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

These aren't bugs, they are, literally, features.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Careful newsmax, studies have shown dem positions are overwhelmingly popular across the country when not branded as such, like people who love the ACA while hating Obamacare. I don't see enough "woke" or "blue" labeling alongside those chyrons, so your viewers might start supporting Harris lowering taxes.

load more comments

this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024

953 points (98.5% liked)

People Twitter

5391 readers

553 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

Mark NSFW content.
No doxxing people.
Must be a tweet or similar
No bullying or international politcs
Be excellent to each other.
Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major figure or a politician.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

SendMeYourTaTas@sh.itjust.works

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works