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[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Alright what orb ponderance related thing is being referenced by all the orb pondering posts?

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Ponder thy orb for the answers in which ye seeketh

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

(I don't know either)

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

I thought it was Uranus until I saw your second post

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 15 points 1 year ago

I will have a heart attack if I can feel ur anus in my pocket.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe Uranus needs some pondering too.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

No it's needs plumbing

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

And the butt plug in your ass.

[-] Nicoleism101@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s a smart butt plug okay. It counts as keys, ID and a wallet.

Wallet especially

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Lookie Johnny one ball over here bragging about all those balls he got.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Chain memes are annoying af.

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Fortunately for you, there are no chains in this meme.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Whatever happened to the wallet chain trend? That's due for a resurgence soon, surely.

I have six on right now. And two belts.

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

What about the keychain?

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But what if I want to be chained.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

Me on my lunch break: oh boy time to ponder the or--fuck...

[-] Beaver@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I need to curse evil people like Alastor

[-] Baleine@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, I hate it when I leave my palantir at home. I have to call other wizards on the phone like some kind of muggle.

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