Hey Guys I just met Donald Trump (hexbear.net)

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[-] ScrubsFloorsInHyrule@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

mac-concern this dude's definitely banging the doll

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

kelly forgiato blown

EDIT: someone beat me to it

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He definitely pumps his loads into it.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, who wouldn't?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

What the fuck is up with these people and terrible face tattoos?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Suburban rapper

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

SUBURBAN LEGEND! tito-laugh

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Cheers to this chud, and may he have a long, long life filled with many decades of regret for that "Suburban Legend" face tattoo

...or, y'know, if he kicks it next week? That's probably cool too

[-] TemutheeChallahmet@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trying to claim the suburbs like it is the hood is something seventh grade boys would try to do to seem cool. This is the kind of shit that keeps conservatives permanently lame. All they have is Frankenstein reverse engineered versions of things that once trended organically.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

This blow-up doll must be an old model that he got on clearance, because the new ones have a fuckable right ear

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Dude drives a Bentley, having a DJT blow-up doll tracks

[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

4g auto Blowjob

[-] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

LTE self suck

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Wtf there's audio susie-wide

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

I wanna hear

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

No you don't

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

I'll take your word.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

trump 2020 button

jd vance has been driving around with a trump doll for years?

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

I initially read that chin tat as "suburban legume"

[-] buh@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

beanis

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

These are the people jumping up and down screaming about getting called "weird" now.

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

dissapointed that nobody has the requisite brainworms to recognise him as "notable" "rapper" forgiato blow, smh my dick head

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

LTE selfsuck

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

“We have Tom Macdonald at home” lookin ass

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I have long awaited seeing Tom Macdons on here niko-wonderous

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

somebody send this moron some fentanyl so he can relieve us of his annoying prescence in our world. it would just be speeding up his timeline a little.