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lol isn't America coming in like dead last in the shooting events
bad at guns, bad at burgers, America is just a shadow of its former self
Is this...is this what the orange guy is talking about?!?
Make America Gunburger Again
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bad at burgers,
Lol did we eat shit at a burger making competition or something?
It was the biggest story of the Olympics this week - a bolivian guy absolutely obliterated the returning American burger champ by the second round
Why doesn't the NRA sponsor shooters on Team USA? I'm only partially joking. Is it because the Olympics are too g*y?
Too gay and too many brown people.
Because air guns are for wo*men and real Americans only shoot 45 COLT AUTOMATIC.
Because the NRA decided to be a political grift.
Americans think that the rest of the world has no guns to the point that they will confidentially try to school European gun owners on their own country’s gun laws (he just repeats random axioms he learned from memes)
This doesn't track because americans don't have good aim, they don't shoot their arsenal of guns, they just collect toys.
John Brown showed that collecting an arsenal of guns can be a good thing, but such basedness is rare
And he didn't empty his entire round in one attempt.
I bet if you told him that in person, he'd probably shoot you
Imagine representing your country in the Olympics and getting a silver medal and then someone has the audacity to call you American
I also believe that there are spiritual Americans across the globe. This is not a good thing.
Can confirm, they're easy to spot. Usually on a Harley or driving an American truck or muscle car.
There are more guns than people in the US. That’s because they have the right to consume product but not effectively train with them unless you’re in a liberal state with public land
Americans don't have a culture of smoking on par with that of China, Japan or Turkey. Even Italians and French smoke more than Americans
Clearly, they haven't met many Turks.
A Turk asking where they can smoke is so damn Turkish.
This is the quintessential middle aged man from the Balkans/Turkey.
An american would also be hotdogging all over the place.
the funniest part was he was up against a serb decked out in eyegear (still missed)
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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