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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

The second you clock in do your daily shit and piss, just ten minutes every day for the whole year and you get a free week of PTO.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 8 points 3 months ago

"the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that's why I shit on company time."

[-] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I usually get a free week within a month...

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

eric-andre

So... Birds be shitting

💩penguin-dance💩

point-and-laugh-1point-and-laugh-2

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

on average

I, too, shit just once on days I don't work.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

What's the median? Maybe there's just a few very prolific poopers...

[-] commiecapybara@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Me when I have an IBS flare-up

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Better start eating chili's then

Both the pepper and the chain restaurant

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

IBS be like

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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