To drive impactful posting, we need to leverage cross-functional synergies and circle back on our core competencies. By optimizing our value-added processes and maximizing ROI through holistic engagement strategies, we can seamlessly align our KPIs with the overarching vision. Let’s drill down and pivot as necessary to ensure we’re proactively addressing struggle sessions and facilitating brainworm elimination. It’s all about creating a dynamic ecosystem where innovation can flourish here at Hexbear.

So you drive a BMW then.

As a High Powered Business Professional, I aim to Synergize all aspects of my life, like when I fired all my bloodboys when I bought my first college football team.

As a high-powered business professional, I have delegated my harassment and bullying to a set of middle managers who all have exactly one direct report shared between them and think they're all above each other in the informal heirarchy I maintain in my head.

As a high powered business individual, I am constantly innovating! Just recently I innovated the application fee for employment! In the 21st century us businessmen are spoiled for choice for any opening we begrudgingly make, but the application fee is a true test of loyalty. Do you want the job so much that you will pay for it? It’s going to start at a measly $100, but I’m sure it will really test candidate loyalty and they’ll be happy to fork over the cash!

"As a high powered busi... ARFGHGH" (vomiting up my stomach, intestines and spine because I just can't do it.)

As a High Powered Business Professional the world wasn't ready for my idea of an app based ass wiping service.

As a High Powered Business Professional, I have always been someone who does things my own way. Not just when it comes to using data to build NBA teams, but also when it comes to things away from the court, like cars.

Like the time I was late for my flight and parked my rental car at the terminal then tossed my keys to the baggage guy and gave him $50 to bring the car back to Hertz.

Or the time I was driving to the NCAA tournament in a frenzy to catch a tip-off and created my own left lane to beat the traffic.

Or another time when I had to rush to the airport so I called a team travel attendant to let them know I had left my bag back in my hotel. The attendant arrived and got the bellhop to let them in. My bag was in the room. So were my clothes and toiletries, scattered across the counters and floor.

As a High Powered Business Professional I'm constantly on the lookout for prospective investors for my innovative Tinder But For Dogs project