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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.

I’m sorry about this already

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 2 points 2 months ago

I volunteer for grool tribute

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

And think about this: unlike celery, it's a true calorie-negative snack.

Cause, you know, thermodynamics.

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

"Organic handmade"

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 33 points 2 months ago

Did manga artist write this?

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

"for easy use"

For WHAT use???

Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it's made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn't flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

*unzips*

No, don't stop. Tell me more.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's called Gaviscon but idk if it is available or has the same name outside of Germany

[-] thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago
[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

For making porn of course

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.

[-] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you're going tor.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago
[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn't deal with salmonella well

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 2 months ago

it was a trope for boxing and weightlifting and such in movied

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I'd say making paper glue is close enough. You can make it by just putting some flour in water and boiling it (I don't remember the exact dosage but it's easy to find).

[-] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that's invalid.

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