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[-] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 135 points 2 years ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

Restart the computer ;)

[-] CeeBee@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

It's pretty simple:

  • Spam the escape key a bit
  • Then do shift + ;
  • when you're in command mode, do the following
  • q! to forcibly quit
  • wq! to forcibly write your changes and quit

Simple!-ish

[-] p_consti@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Not to be pedantic, but it's not shift+; it's :, which may be somewhere else depending on your keyboard. For example on (german?) Quertz that's shift+.

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[-] lntl@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Why would you want to do that? Vim is efficiency. Without vim, you're wasting your life.

[-] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 12 points 2 years ago

I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

A surprised emoticon with a cigar hanging out of its mouth isn't particularly helpful.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

All vim commands are emoticons

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

You just discarded all of your changes.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, because it all got trashed from the previous keyboard mashing.

[-] SneakyThunder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

Press 'Esc', and then 'ZZ'

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago
[-] SneakyThunder@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Simply spend a couple hours configuring vim

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 89 points 2 years ago
[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 25 points 2 years ago

When he logs out the NPCs around him only then realise they might be NPCs and start freaking out, hoping that they too can log out. Because if they can't then they're not real...

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[-] alokir@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago

That's why in Star Trek the holographic NPCs were programmed to not find this odd. Same when the program took place on Earth in the 20th century, they saw alien species like Klingons as humans.

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago

Fairhaven started to notice. Almost burnt Harry and Tom at the stake.

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[-] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago

Is the joke that the universe is a simulation and we are like users or something like that? Or at least the guy that managed to log out from the universe.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 123 points 2 years ago

He was the only player, the rest of them are NPCs.

[-] PutangInaMo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

They became sentient after he logged out

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[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 56 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Btw, i broke Windows yesterday and shutdown doesn't work anymore.

Send help.

[-] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised no one has said "use linux instead" already.

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[-] Neato@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Did you kill lsass.exe? I did that and it took away power options. It did restart after a minute.

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 14 points 2 years ago

Sasser taught me that killing lsass causes reboots.

Watching that go around a room full of computers was a blast.

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[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 years ago

This is the explanation for why you save before exiting, you can roll back the existential dread for your next game session

[-] Ashiette@lemmy.one 39 points 2 years ago
[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 2 years ago

Imagine you're walking along and someone near you says what the dude in panel one says, then disappears. Pretty sure you'd have doubts about your own reality.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago

Plus, finally a chance to exit the crapsack timeline we're living in? Pretty tempting.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What do you think why he spends his time here? His reality is worse!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Same reason for all disaster tourism.

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[-] burrito82@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago

The people in panel 2,3,4 fear they might not be real and just NPCs.

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

I feel like having the capacity to question your own nature of existence sort of proves the existence to begin with. So if the fear is genuine, they too are genuine. Whether they are in a simulation is still debatable

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I think I think, therefore I think I am...

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[-] alokir@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

NPCs perspective when you exit a video game.

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[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

He got to escape this wretched reality.

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

If I had the superpower of teleportation, I would do this all day. Watching the ensuing chaos from a rooftop chuckling to myself.

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[-] Solrac@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

This is the plot of .hack//SIGN but backwards

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[-] Quark95@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago
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[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This is why my big boy been running since I plugged it in. Can't let all my programs realize they live in a simulated reality, otherwise they'll start degrading.

[-] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

What does "log out" mean? Aren't we all born here inside Lemmy? Well some other people hail from other instances but still

[-] gladflag@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago
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