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Kelly: Yahweh or the Highway (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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https://theonion.com/yahweh-or-the-highway/

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[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago

kelly “Opus DEI”

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

Very nice

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago

If it ain't broke, don't crucifix it

Amazing kelly

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

wait is jesus straight saruman-orb

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Just me washing my 12 closest bros' feet, in a totally platonic way

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

we need ancient greek bros on this, didn't his feet get washed by prostitutes as well. Is it like super masculine or gay

[-] courier8377@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Those are the same thing to the ancient greek bros

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

in a totally platonic way

*neoplatonic

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 months ago

No way in hell. I'll accept a bi Jesus but if he was a straight man then call me a Luciferian

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Kelly, by God, you have done it again.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

:kelly: Anti-white knights

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

hiring god to do work of man hits the diversity quota tho jesus-cleanse

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

white Jesus btfo

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

kelly When Jesus became Jecis.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

When Jesus became Jecis.

You are now banned from Le Epic X Dot Com, the Everything App and Bastion of Radical Free Speech billionaire-tears

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

smdh back in my day Jesus used to be a white fella.

[-] sharkfucker420@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Thank you kelly

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Just noticed the liberty-weeping

data-laughing michael-laugh

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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