Can u get pregante...?
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."
Too formal.
single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..
smegnog
God damnit. That's beautiful
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
Question: what is smegma?
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
ask your mother
a foul substance of dubious origin
Ear piercings.
Adding this to my drunken vocab
"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)
" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
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