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Nog (slrpnk.net)

submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I'm a monster

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[-] troybot@midwest.social 57 points 10 months ago

Can u get pregante...?

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

gregrant?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!

[-] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

Can you burn a Luigi board?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Not with that alcohol level in my nog.

[-] incogtino@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4K8NJ3_Dw0

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Too formal.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Nog from Deep Space Nine

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago

single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..

smegnog

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

God damnit. That's beautiful

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

Question: what is smegma?

[-] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

smegma ballz hehe

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

Baby mice

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

ask your mother

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

a foul substance of dubious origin

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 1 points 10 months ago

Ear piercings.

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 20 points 10 months ago

Adding this to my drunken vocab

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago

They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3

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