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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Alienware bike

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I like the neon spokes; but everything else about this design can get fucked. Man, that doesn't even look comfortable to ride; like sure, let's straddle a prism ig 😂

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Imagine doing a bmx trick on this and impaling yourself via the gooch.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I'd have to just lay down and bleed out, like. The shame would be too much for me to call an ambulance. That'd be my ass right there.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

and honestly, you'd deserve it, for having bought this abomination in the first place thinking you could do sweet bmx tricks with it

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

i-think-that ngl i kinda like the necron bike

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

You like it now, but not when you're being flayed by one of those flaying thingies what flays you

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

don't threaten me with an even nuder time

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I wanna ride it around and pretend I'm in Tron

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

love these newer e-bikes where the pedals are truly vestigial, a fig leaf obscuring that they're just lightweight electric motorcycles

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

The DUI-mobiles

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

the pedals are completely vestigial on these non-adjustable flat saddle e-mopeds

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Dig the glowing spokes but this is somebody bolting cranks to a motorcross bike so I don't consider it a bicycle

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I remember drawing motorcycles like this when I was 8 years old.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

This is the opposite of ergonomic, but even so I want it.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

can you pop a wheelie with this? can you give it so much throttle that it flips over?

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What would be the point of a motorbike if it couldn't do that?

[-] dayna@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I’m sorry, but you’re not allowed to dislike this. Under the urban umbrella and it has my protection. You must appreciate it

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