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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Blinchik@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I'm very bored, so why not try to make a very stupid photoshop of this stock photo I found on google using your suggestions (I'll upload the progress tomorrow)

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[-] gk99@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'll be the one to say beans, nobody else needs to do it.

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

A set of jumper cables

[-] smulk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

swap his eyes and his shirt buttons

[-] Blinchik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Originally, I saw your post, not OP...

Now I get it, and this is great work. Well done!

[-] Karcinogen@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago

Put a tiny wizard hat on each ear.

[-] Bluehood380@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And a wizard robe

[-] gusVLZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'll start, give him a wizard hat

[-] TheDankHold@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Overlay a bunch of different watermarks until the picture is unintelligible.

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Have him smoke a large joint and give him nice red eyes.

[-] TronCat@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Increase the water marks by a ridiculous amount

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

“Lead poisoning is nothing to get embarrassed about.”

[-] Zaiaz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

an wiener schnitzel that came out of he's pants.. lel

[-] Brimstonks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Googly eyes! But not where you thiiiiiiiiink!

[-] CodyCannoli@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Make it so he's showing his hands, trying to convince people he's a real human.

[-] JTskulk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

dick shitting nipples

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