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[-] atro_city@fedia.io 28 points 2 months ago
[-] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 27 points 2 months ago

Silence... Or tentacles

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You ever see any Hentai? Generally, if you've watched 10+ minutes of it, you'll get it.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

If that's the end where does it enter from?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago

It’s steering you from inside your skull like a mecha

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

How does one register a complaint about their octopi pilot?

Mines pretty shit at it.

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 26 points 2 months ago

I think you are projecting, not everything tentacle is hentai. With all the (often fucked up) diversity of hentai, ear sex isn't included.

... I hope...

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 months ago

Some of us just like tentacles. They're cool and attached to cool creatures, presumedly like the wearer of these earplugs.

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 6 points 2 months ago

Umm, I've got bad news for your hope my guy

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

But then, it would be a tentacle going into the ear rather than coming out of it.

... I hope ...

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It definitely is lol

All and every orifice, sometimes artificial

If you can think of it, someone somewhere made it

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

It's ok, I was mentally prepared to find out that it, of course, exists.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 17 points 2 months ago
[-] intelisense@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

I love the concept and would wear something like that to a gig, just maybe not an octopus leg.

[-] TheSealStartedIt@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

502 Bad gateway

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

And this is just what I allow to be seen placed into my EAR - imagine what... other... possibilities exist:-).

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's been so much better if it was a ear bud hat.

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What about a dress made from months of built up snail slime trails, carefully laid out in a crisscross fashion until the dried up slime is a 1/4-inch thick?

[-] espentan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not exactly, but still wonderous. The ASMR vibe from it is great.

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