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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

Why does this meme get reposted so much? I feel like I’ve seen it 4,639 times at this point.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?

[-] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

I always thought it tasted better chilled.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I want some of that extra creamy redd wi

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 19 hours ago

Seems to be working I don’t see any goo in there.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to eat anything in that fridge

[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 2 points 22 hours ago

To keep the goo out

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 3 points 20 hours ago

I'd go out of my way to make that 8 shrimp just for shits and giggles

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 22 points 1 day ago

add 1 rice grain to see what happens

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Rice is good when you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I'm confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who's the real hero here?

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

Yeah I used to like rice. I still do, but I used to, too.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

5/7. Which is a perfect score.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 18 hours ago

Someone works with a vampire. Source.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

You should have labelled it

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

#unexpectedRimworld

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

No reason to actually take anything.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.

You'll never take me alive.

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.

[-] ed3lva@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Hmmm. Is that the East side breakroom?

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 0 points 21 hours ago

Rice is great when your not very hungry but you want a thousand of something. ~ Stephen Wright

[-] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago
[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 3 points 19 hours ago

Cursory internet search says your right. I sware I read it on one of Stephen's one liner dumps. Doesn't mean that I'm remembering correctly.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Why you do mitch like that...

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

You store dry oatmeal in the fridge????? Why???????????

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Because even though it's technically shelf stable it'll keep longer if refrigerated.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning

this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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