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I forget where it comes from, probably a standup comedian, but "It's no wonder cats and dogs are afraid of the vacuum cleaner, it's a thing that can eat and scream at the same time."

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

After the first part I expected "Cleaning the vacuums from a room allows more sound to survive"

Imagine a shortsighted wolf with dirty glasses. Cleaning its glasses would make it a more effective predator, right? The same applies to the vacuum which is why you shouldn't clean it.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago

I've seen this more than once elsewhere, and I laugh at it each time ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

This was a meme page, apparently transforming into a science education page. Sad.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I've started using a broom for most things, only using the vacuum for corners and carpets. I realised I was cleaning less because the noise stressed me out

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I always thought it's because vacuums crave the souls of cats and dogs. TIL.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

So the Dark Forest theory is true

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

This is some Mushi-shi level theory.

this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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