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Didn't age the best

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

He knows what he's doing. We are his biggest fansite after all.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 11 hours ago

Well for starters he forgot to mention the ship is a slave ship

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 14 hours ago

Why are they so gigantic when compared to the Venezuela boat? Are Venezuelans midget sized or are they just humongous?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago

Why do you think communism needs a comedically large spoon? It's to feed the comedically large communists.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago

gigantic? they're normal sized, cos they're normal people. americans.

it's the other countries that are tiny, cos they're weird not americans.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 57 points 16 hours ago

sicko-wistful socialist AOC wearing a bikini bottom over a grass skirt was never real

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Are you sure that's AOC? According to the label AOC is that tuft of flowers.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 16 hours ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 hours ago

I used to read FWEEEEEEEE magazine

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 51 points 17 hours ago

Our boy getting the awoooga eyes, but no bulge. Smh

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 33 points 15 hours ago

Can't draw that anymore because woke

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 29 points 15 hours ago

Dude's not even tied to the mast properly, just looped rhe rope and left it unknotted smh

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 25 points 14 hours ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I bet everyone else on Osdyseus's ship remembers it as the time the captain went a bit nuts so we tied him to the mast. Edit: the odyssey from the perspective of a crew man who just is getting more and more fed up with odyseus's bullshit would be a good comedy

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

At one point he is told by an actual goddess that he has to sail past Scylla & Charybdis and like eight of his crew members will definitely die but it's the only way he can get home so he's like yeah sure let's do it, fuck em

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 15 hours ago

From the perspective of one of the crew that got eaten by the cyclops (its a very short book)

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 38 points 16 hours ago

Ben, you can just draw horny stuff if you want to.

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 12 points 10 hours ago

I wonder when we're going to discover his rule34/hentai account.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

It'd be extremely funny if his DeviantArt was found because he accidentally signed the bottom corner out of habit

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 53 points 17 hours ago

Ben Garrison thinking that the wheel on a ship is in front of the mast

His ass has not played Assassin's Creed 4

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago

Would have been better positioning for trump even. Absolute car brain.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 39 points 17 hours ago

I didn't notice that or I SO would have commented. The boaters will be missed.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 15 hours ago

My favorite part is the rigging that makes it look like Trump is sailing into Scooby-Doo spider webs

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 17 hours ago

Why does Millennial guy look like a 1960s hipster?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 17 hours ago

Could use a "siren song of social democracy" edit with Kautsky and Lenin lol

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 28 points 17 hours ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 16 hours ago

Unfortunately we absolutely did go there. (For murder)

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

Wish someone could whack me over the head till I'm as delusional as garrison.

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