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Didn't age the best

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago

sicko-wistful socialist AOC wearing a bikini bottom over a grass skirt was never real

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I used to read FWEEEEEEEE magazine

[-] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Are you sure that's AOC? According to the label AOC is that tuft of flowers.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

Ben Garrison thinking that the wheel on a ship is in front of the mast

His ass has not played Assassin's Creed 4

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

I didn't notice that or I SO would have commented. The boaters will be missed.

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Would have been better positioning for trump even. Absolute car brain.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

Our boy getting the awoooga eyes, but no bulge. Smh

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Can't draw that anymore because woke

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Why does Millennial guy look like a 1960s hipster?

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

Ben, you can just draw horny stuff if you want to.

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I wonder when we're going to discover his rule34/hentai account.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

It'd be extremely funny if his DeviantArt was found because he accidentally signed the bottom corner out of habit

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Could use a "siren song of social democracy" edit with Kautsky and Lenin lol

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Dude's not even tied to the mast properly, just looped rhe rope and left it unknotted smh

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet everyone else on Osdyseus's ship remembers it as the time the captain went a bit nuts so we tied him to the mast. Edit: the odyssey from the perspective of a crew man who just is getting more and more fed up with odyseus's bullshit would be a good comedy

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

From the perspective of one of the crew that got eaten by the cyclops (its a very short book)

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

At one point he is told by an actual goddess that he has to sail past Scylla & Charybdis and like eight of his crew members will definitely die but it's the only way he can get home so he's like yeah sure let's do it, fuck em

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago
[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 1 month ago

Why are they so gigantic when compared to the Venezuela boat? Are Venezuelans midget sized or are they just humongous?

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Why do you think communism needs a comedically large spoon? It's to feed the comedically large communists.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

gigantic? they're normal sized, cos they're normal people. americans.

it's the other countries that are tiny, cos they're weird not americans.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

My favorite part is the rigging that makes it look like Trump is sailing into Scooby-Doo spider webs

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately we absolutely did go there. (For murder)

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 month ago

Well for starters he forgot to mention the ship is a slave ship

[-] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Wish someone could whack me over the head till I'm as delusional as garrison.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He knows what he's doing. We are his biggest fansite after all.

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