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lmao

serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles

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[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 83 points 2 months ago

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

I did not fall off my horse, please don't put it in the history books that I feel off my horse or that I requested for this fact to be removed

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 80 points 2 months ago

They're gonna blame it all on Jill Stein

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

I wish Stein would win just to make Hillary implode.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 77 points 2 months ago

I wish Stein would win just to stop the genocide in gaza

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

That is more important than Hillary digs true.

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

She says through gritted teeth

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago

She said, a single vein on her forehead pulsating enough to be not just visible, but audible from across the room.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

And it's almost as if it's talking...

my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn...

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

"every TYPE of woman should GET a chance"

[-] Creakybulks@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

oils black black is beautiful

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

👏 More! 👏 Women! 👏 War! 👏 Criminals!

[-] refracting@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

So we can disappoint her one more time by not voting for Kamala? sicko-wholesome

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Is this enough of a Hilldog Jinx to make it impossible for Kamala to win? She has the touch of shit, but can she employ it indirectly like this?!

[-] antmzo220@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

She prepped the debate with Kamala and probably has had other influences, even before I knew she was officially working with the campaign it's had her stink all over it.

She's 100% trying to sabotage this into 2016(2.0)....or she just can't help herself.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

"IM NOT MAD IM NOT MAD"

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Achieve the breakthrough then oversee the genocide of an entire population and do more evil in the world than even Margaret Thatcher achieved.

[-] antmzo220@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

Yep, she's gonna be living all Hillarys dreams.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Didn't Biden already win against Trump?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

The ego drive of being the first woman president and breaking that glass celing.

part-of-history

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

smdh I can't believe that emote isn't called :part-of-herstory:

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

wojak-cries-behind-smiling-mask.png

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

it would be exhilarating to see her go visit her good friends live-kissinger-reaction

also lmao, she is so white knuckling through that sentence

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

BAH GAWD Jr It's Hillary with a steel chair! She choke slammed Kamala through the glass ceiling!! As God is my witness, Kamala is broken in half!

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Celebrity Death Match?

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

happy birthday to that future president

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

"Black women are just as presidential as white women."

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

she had a staffer write this, yeah? she's so inauthentic that I can't even tell.

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I think it's legit. The framing is still centered on her.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

we're just chillin in cedar rapids

[-] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

she is running.

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

:mask-over-crying-face:

[-] videogame@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Hillary gonna go full Lee Harvey

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

she's running

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