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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The issue isn't that he posted on the hardcore plumbing advice forum, it's that he spent time on it talking about food waste management.

Tim Walz: "I'm a Minnestoan composter."

The monster.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I could totally see Tim Walz popping up in the Adult Friend Finder e-mail leak. He'd be there literally befriending fellow adults.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

He's an adult. And he wants to find friends.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

He once went to Ashleymadison because he was trying to get in touch with an old buddy named Ashley who lived in Madison and accidentally tapped when scrolling Google.

[-] trumpetmouth@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

THATS IT! IT IS TIME TO FLUSH TIM WALZ OUT. ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER DEMTARDS.

(/s)

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago
[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Those look like the worst gloves ever sold.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Those are the pipe fondlers.

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

With this post, I think Lemmy has finally arrived.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I guess you haven't seen the truthabouttimwalz community yet

[-] Juice@midwest.social 36 points 20 hours ago

I like these memes. As someone who is endlessly critical of establishment politicians these are cute and lets me suspend disbelief for a moment; a political meme that isn't funny for its cynicism or sarcasm, but is genuinely wholesome and funny, and doesn't make me angry on any level.

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Just curious if there is actually anything bad about this guy. Seriously, what's the worst thing you have heard about him?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Despite using the surname Walz, he's actually not a very good dancer.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

That's because Walz ≠ Waltz.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 hours ago

The English spelling confuses me, it's "Walzer" in German

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Yet another of his lies

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 14 hours ago

Apparently he had a DUI at one point

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Yeah and then he quit drinking and stuck with it and tried to quit his teaching job because he felt like he would no longer be a good rolemodel for his students. While the DUI is bad, he handled it in about the most responsible way possible.

Crazily, statistically, every seventh person you meet in Minnesota has had a DUI.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[-] aeharding@vger.social 13 points 15 hours ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Bro, NSFW that shit, my boss almost saw!

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 23 hours ago

Walz is the dad we all deserve.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

That picture of him with those kids after he signed a bill guaranteeing food at school makes me genuinely happy.

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 day ago
[-] David_Eight@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Yeah, none of that pussy flex pipe they use now a days. You gotta use hard lines like a real man.

[-] evidences@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I hear this man typed 10,000 words over several post devoted to black pipe.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 50 points 1 day ago

If you're OOTL, it's a reference to the Republican posting about being a black nazi on a porn site https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mark-robinson-black-nazi-porn-forum-1235107129/

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago
[-] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago
[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

13³ and for a moment Macaulay Culkin

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

Disgusting...He sweats Cooper pipes and cleans out Poop pipes, like POOP, man! So gross! Did you know some of those pipes have pee in them too, and maybe puke? Wtf, walz?

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 22 hours ago

they finally got him.

this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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