Well I'm not: Get adequate fiber and hydration everybody! Stay regular.
But they could be shitting right next to you! Menacingly!
How does one shit menacingly?
Taco Bell is usually involved.
Actually female poop is different from male poop.
Source: I've never seen a woman before but I'm pretty sure female poop smells like strawberries.
I dunno, my fiancee taught me that "period poops" are a thing. I'm not 100% sure what that means other than that the air freshener mysteriously burns out once a month.
You can't talk about lady poops, it will get reported.
We can only talk specifically about gentlemen poops and non-binary poops, and any gender whose poops I'm not being inclusive of (sorry, I don't know everything).
You don't really give a shit about people taking a shit?
In regards to this shit, I shit you not.
Shit happens.
I make shit happen, with coffee โ :-)
That's nice dear
Thank you
And yet here you are, making a shitpost about people and their shit...
It's not what it looks like.
It's what it smells like
If you think that suggestion will arouse me, you're mistaken.
I did not think that, until now...
I don't understand why we have segregated bathrooms at all.
Well, womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell and mens bathrooms have to be outfitted with pissoirs and toilet bowls (optional).
But to be serious, i thinks it's a good idea since they create little safe rooms across public space. Not as safe as other options but safe enough to get a little bit of space.
womens bathrooms have to be clean with flowers and a nice smell
I used to have to clean women's restrooms. I wish this were the case. Occasionally I'd have to scrub blood off the ceiling. I've come to the conclusion they used to hold a fight club in there.
Blood on the ceiling is a sign someone was shooting up in the bathroom.
My experience as a janitor while in college, later in life as a youth sports fields director, corroborated by friends who work for state parks; men's bathrooms more vandalism/breakage, women's bathrooms more bodily secretions on floor, walls and ceilings.
We really shouldn't be talking about women's secretions, it'll get the post reported.
Only a problem if you feed them to your cat
Oh how the turns have tabled, now we feed women to pets?
It's not nice to kink shame. ๐
Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.
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