"Are you ready for Chinese Call of Duty KINO?" : games

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

Remember you can't show blood nor death in China's media. So I kinda have no idea how it's gonna work. Guess enemy soldiers would just wave goodbye like in Peacekeeper Elite xD

Anglos are the most propagandized people on the planet.

"After black myth wukong china is making game!"

Ffs

Either way yes pour this directly in to my mouth i absolutely want to do cool insurgent shit and gut ijn/ija imperialists in 1930s Shanghai.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"... CHYNA IS MAKING GAME!"

xi-button "Ok."

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Gotta love all the people implying the US did the lion's share of work during the war.

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Along with also saying that the game will definitely be propaganda, after having just regurgitated the "America did the majority of everything" propaganda line and almost certainly being unironic fans of Call of Duty

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

"America did the majority of everything"

everywhere all the time. Remember Gengish Khan? Stopped by America. The Japanese on mainland china, America. The nazis in Stalingrad? America. Attila the Hun? Well would you believe it, it was America again.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

America's brave final stand against the Sea Peoples that finally brought an end to the bronze age collapse.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

When America toppled the horrid Troyan regime freeing Helen. niko-tear-wipe it was a day to remember

[-] Anvil_Lavigne@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

america sunk atlantis to save the world

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

when Sargon of Akkad was destroying Sumeria it was america that stopped him and united the lands

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Except the Highway of Death in Iraq, that was RuZZia obviously

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Also Vietnam somehow, I'm sure. They fought the bad americans who did all the warcrimes, who were actually paid by ruzzia to do them to ruin the good american image

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Vietnamese CoD is based as fuck. I think it's called 1754, i was watching a lets play bc the game is hard to find now.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

This one?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Yes that one it's "get Dien Ben Fucked Frenchie!" The game. If you figure out where to dl a copy let me know.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Here's one place

Here's another

i cannot vouch for quality

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

For trolling:

https://foreignpolicy.com/2013/05/30/the-bomb-didnt-beat-japan-stalin-did/

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

When they release their first Modern Warfare equivalent a few years down the line the western internet is gonna explode and it's gonna be glorious

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Chao! Use this laser designator to blow up Burgertown!

[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Remember, no Epstein

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

they should get the Red Dawn license and make a game where you liberate america

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

That would be the most unfathomably based thing possible. If it was any more based the ph level would have an integer overflow and it'd become the universal solvent.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

You can do that on Red Alert 2, and the Mental Omega mod expansion adds the Chinese as a subfaction of the Communist side.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

But have you considered doing cool insurgent shit againstr one of the truly unambiguously villainous imperialist armies of the 20th century while bombing around old Shanghai in old timey cars?

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I guess everyone just forgets that in the original Call of Duty you are in the red army fighting the nazis. cod doesn't just suck because of the over the top jingoism but it's a 20 year old series in a genre that was already getting stale back when it was released.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

True dat. The Red Army sequences had some terminal hitler brain, like a bunch of crap from the Usian Enemy at the Gates was the crossing the volga sequence, but bombing through Kursk with the Doobie Brothers on the radio full blast zeroing Hitlerite tanks was cool af.

[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

If I can run this I'm playing it.

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Now it will be much more immersive when I'm playing late at night and everyone else on voice chat is speaking mandarin

[-] Torenico@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Not a fan of the CoD Style games, but I do enjoy seeing chinese developers make their own cool games. And if it angers the stupid westerners, then I like it more.

[+] Comp4@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[+] xiaohongshu@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I would play a game version of what you described.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

boy there's a lot of nazis on that site

[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

This looks cool. Hard to find much info about it, so hopefully there's some sort of international release.

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Seems cool, will be nice to have FPS games that aren't terminally NATO brained.

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

geordi-no Chinese Call of Duty

geordi-yes Chinese Wolfenstein